003 | ( VIDEO + JOINT POST. ) | JUNE 6th

[herocomplex]

_{[ With the whole dragon fiasco interrupting America's flow of life here on this planet, he's a little more than eager to make a big announcement. He's worked hard to open up a business, and now it's time for him to broadcast it! The feed clicks on and shows both America & Klaus in their respectable Cordis forms; America with his foxy ears and tail and Klaus is looking a little more.. dragon-y than usual. They are, however, wearing matching suits. Perhaps you’ve seen the vague advertisements pasted everywhere-- possibly on your car, house, etc, or maybe it’s word of mouth, but the big night has finally come. They're showing the feed from Crystal Beach with a restaurant in the background. ]}

Hey you guys!! Hahahaha! Listen up here, I've got some big news to report, you won't want to miss it! Me and my buddy are proud to show you _{[ their financial love child ]} our business we are opening up!

_{[ America elbows Klaus in the ribs before whispering: go on, you can say it! ]}

Say -- oh, fuck! Right, yeah.

<sub>[ Klaus had, unfortunately, been focused mostly on making sure he didn’t squirm too much in the suit he was currently wearing -- its itchy on his newfound scales, all right, and even with his slightly more regal posture and temperament, he can’t cover up the fact that he has no idea what to do.

He clears his throat and straightens the lapels on his jacket and then motions to both sides expansively with both arms. It’s very Vanna White. ]</sub>

Presenting...McDenny’s! Do you love diner food, but hate the fact that people get all weird about the heavy petting you get into after you finish your meal? Well, here at McDenny’s, we’ve got your back.

_{[ Klaus’s eyes dart back over to America and he raises his eyebrows, flashing a grin that’s only slightly tense. Does he … does he have anything to add? ]}

Hahaha, perfect! You did great! I knew you would!

_{[ He said that way too loud. ]}

We sell American cuisine and offer a snuggle lounge upstairs open 7 pm - 3 am, but you can come by the diner anytime, it’s 24/7! We’re also looking for new hires.. and who knows, we may or may not even be giving away free food today, so come by and see us right away and check it out! We're right on the Crystal Beach, you can't miss it!

_{[ With that, they both wave and sign off.
ooc: America is in blue, Klaus is in purple.. get responses from us both or just one of us. Check out his business here! ]}

Comments

[punshots]

Dude. You are so gonna make bank.

[ He's probably going to make his investment back in, like, a day. Who wouldn't want to snuggle while enjoying comfort food? ]

Who's McDenny? Is that you?

[ CAN HE MEET THIS MISTER MCDENNY ]

[herocomplex]

_{[ America parts his lips for a moment, seeming hesitant, and then: ]}

Yep! You're looking at him right here! You better hurry. I'm only giving out free autographs for a limited time! Who knows, they may be worth something one day.

[punshots]

[ Oh, wow, he's speaking to the McDenny himself?! He can't believe this. He was unprepared to meet a celebrity!

...An apparent celebrity, anyway. ]

F-for real?! Dude, it is an honor. I-I'd love your autograph! Can you make one to Prompto? And...for my friend who is also named Prompto?

[herocomplex]

Absolutely!

_{[ He thinks none of the wiser. Maybe Prompto is the "John" of this guy's world.. he doesn't know. ]}

I autograph tits too.. if you know anyone who would appreciate that.

_{[ Stop. ]}

[punshots]

[ ...Uh.

For what it's worth, he does take a minute to think about if he does know anyone who might be interested. ]

...Nah, can't say I do. [ ... ] D'you...get to autograph a lot of tits?

[ This is important. ]

[herocomplex]

[ Very seriously, he replies in a hushed tone: ]

More than you'd ever imagine.

_{[ Actually, he can count on one hand the times he's actually touched a bare boob, so no. He's never autographed a tit before. ]}

[punshots]

[ Unfortunately (or maybe fortunately), Prompto is a total chump and believes him, so: ]

Really? ...Wouldn't it be kinda hard to sign? I mean they're not, y'know...super...firm...

[ YOU KNOW WHAT HE MEANS!!! ]

[herocomplex]

Sometimes they are. I mean.. especially if they're fake.

_{[ They're getting pretty profound about tits here. ]}

It's nothing I can't handle either, but pecs are absolutely easier to sign by far.

_{[ Oh, so now he's putting this into the mix. ]}

[punshots]

[ They sure are getting into the weeds, but it's about time someone discussed the finer points of...chest autographs... ]

Yeah, I can see how that'd be the case...they're usually a lot less...y'know. Bouncy. [ Word choice..... ] I dunno if I'd want my pecs signed, though. Wouldn't it just wash off in the shower?

[ Kind of defeats the purpose of an autograph. ]

[herocomplex]

Who says I just gotta sign one of thing of yours, man?

_{[ Let him sign your pecs, Prompto. Give into temptation. ]}

[punshots]

[ I mean, he might as well, right?? What does he have to lose... ]

Really? You'd do that, just for me? Mr. McDenny, sir?!

[ What a generous soul he is. ]

[herocomplex]

Hahaha, uh, yeah! I'm so amazing, I'll humble myself for you and sign your tit.

_{[ He's a little confused that Prompto is so excited about this. Usually everything he does backfires. ]}

[punshots]

Dude. This is SUCH an honor. Thank you, thank you so much...I-I'll stop by soon!!!

[ He sounds so genuinely touched. Maybe America's plans usually backfire, but Prompto is the ultimate sucker. ]