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AMERICA ★ Alfred F. Jones ([personal profile] herocomplex) wrote in [community profile] prismatica2019-06-06 08:37 pm

003 | ( VIDEO + JOINT POST. ) | JUNE 6th

[ With the whole dragon fiasco interrupting America's flow of life here on this planet, he's a little more than eager to make a big announcement. He's worked hard to open up a business, and now it's time for him to broadcast it! The feed clicks on and shows both America & Klaus in their respectable Cordis forms; America with his foxy ears and tail and Klaus is looking a little more.. dragon-y than usual. They are, however, wearing matching suits. Perhaps you’ve seen the vague advertisements pasted everywhere-- possibly on your car, house, etc, or maybe it’s word of mouth, but the big night has finally come. They're showing the feed from Crystal Beach with a restaurant in the background. ]

Hey you guys!! Hahahaha! Listen up here, I've got some big news to report, you won't want to miss it! Me and my buddy are proud to show you [ their financial love child ] our business we are opening up!

[ America elbows Klaus in the ribs before whispering: go on, you can say it! ]

Say -- oh, fuck! Right, yeah.

[ Klaus had, unfortunately, been focused mostly on making sure he didn’t squirm too much in the suit he was currently wearing -- its itchy on his newfound scales, all right, and even with his slightly more regal posture and temperament, he can’t cover up the fact that he has no idea what to do.

He clears his throat and straightens the lapels on his jacket and then motions to both sides expansively with both arms. It’s very Vanna White. ]


Presenting...McDenny’s! Do you love diner food, but hate the fact that people get all weird about the heavy petting you get into after you finish your meal? Well, here at McDenny’s, we’ve got your back.

[ Klaus’s eyes dart back over to America and he raises his eyebrows, flashing a grin that’s only slightly tense. Does he … does he have anything to add? ]

Hahaha, perfect! You did great! I knew you would!

[ He said that way too loud. ]

We sell American cuisine and offer a snuggle lounge upstairs open 7 pm - 3 am, but you can come by the diner anytime, it’s 24/7! We’re also looking for new hires.. and who knows, we may or may not even be giving away free food today, so come by and see us right away and check it out! We're right on the Crystal Beach, you can't miss it!

[ With that, they both wave and sign off.
ooc: America is in blue, Klaus is in purple.. get responses from us both or just one of us. Check out his business here! ]

garb4ge: (Fiddling)

[personal profile] garb4ge 2019-06-20 04:07 am (UTC)(link)
[Well, at least he seems to have successfully distracted Alfred out of any sort of serious business discussion for the moment. He nods absently, leaning forward to press a brief kiss to the corner of the other man's mouth once Alfred goes to straighten out his lapels.]

Mm, all right. I'll get back to you about it.

[He brings his own hands down to rest on the other man's waist, raising his eyebrows at him.]

What, all scaled up and horny? I mean ... literally horny, obviously.
garb4ge: (Wanna do drugs about it?)

[personal profile] garb4ge 2019-06-20 04:28 am (UTC)(link)
[Klaus laughs, giving Alfred's hips a squeeze.]

I think I drank some weird tea when we were up in the mountains. I was hoping it was going to, I don't know, give me some sweet hallucinations or something -- but apparently it just had some sort of latent side effect.

[Adra's probably the one who helped him reason that one out. He lets his lips trail over Alfred's jaw.]

I feel ... calmer, I guess? And oh, oh yeah. It's something, all right.
garb4ge: (Boys kiss boys)

[personal profile] garb4ge 2019-06-21 01:32 am (UTC)(link)
[He can't help the slight smirk that crosses his lips when Alfred chides him.]

Oh, I don't plan on blaming anyone else for it.

[He raises his eyebrow as he notes those perked ears, and it disappears into his hairline as the other man grabs between his legs -- indeed, even with him mostly-unaroused (look, Alfred has been praising him and he's been kissing him) there's a faint hint of ridging that was certainly not there before.

Don't think he doesn't see how fast that tail is wagging, Alfred.]


I do say. And I'd be happy to show any interested parties.

[He hasn't let go of Alfred's hips, tugging him back in closer so he can nip over his Adam's apple.]
garb4ge: (Explaining)

[personal profile] garb4ge 2019-06-21 01:59 am (UTC)(link)
[Yeah, all right, he can get behind a little game of chase -- especially with how he's feeling this time around with the moon.]

Right, of course. So very sorry.

[He's quick to dance around Alfred with his fingertips trailing down the small of his back and over the puff of his tail, more graceful than usual as the other man tries to put more space between them.]

I should probably go. You know, find those lucky bastards.

[His free hand comes up to tug at the knot of the tie that he's wearing, loosening it enough that it exposes some of the thin column of his throat.]

A little less formal than here, though. I should probably get some of this stuff off.
garb4ge: (Seriously thinking about it)

[personal profile] garb4ge 2019-06-21 02:21 am (UTC)(link)
[See, there's a lot about Klaus's life that's really complicated: and yes, most of it stems from his tremendous daddy issues. He abhors responsibility and authority, so his desire for submission and to take orders might seem ... strange.

It isn't, though, when you stop to think about the fact that someone else dictating your actions means you don't have to take responsibility for them -- so it's all about who is giving those orders. Alfred? He's -- well, he's proven that he's not only reliable, but that he's willing, for some God awful reason, to give Klaus a chance.

And he just said he needs him. Nobody needs him.

Klaus brings his hands up to rest on Alfred's wrists, but he lets the other man straighten his tie and lets out a sigh that is definitely comically put-out.]


Yes, sir.

[And then, more quietly,]

Since you need me so badly.

[The smile that threatens to take over his lips almost looks -- genuine.

Huh.]
garb4ge: (Smile for real)

[personal profile] garb4ge 2019-06-21 02:38 am (UTC)(link)
So I should have at least two more cups of coffee so I can keep up with you, is what you're saying. Lest I shirk my incredibly important duties.

[Yes, he's getting better with his flirting. Klaus has noticed, and he lets his eyes sweep from Alfred's feet up to his face with little shame. He thinks the suit looks better on the blonde, really.]

Ready, willing, and working on being 'able', don't you worry.
garb4ge: (Pawing)

[personal profile] garb4ge 2019-06-21 02:53 am (UTC)(link)
[Look, totally professional and definitely not something that Klaus is going to try at all to derail.

He blinks.]


Uhh -- no, I didn't know that you had a roommate. You must've just been too enamored by my dazzling personality.

[He laughs.]

Or the fucking. Probably the fucking.

[Because really -- he doesn't actually think his personality is that great. 'Junkie partier' isn't exactly an uncommon trope.]
garb4ge: (Just saying what we're all thinking)

[personal profile] garb4ge 2019-06-21 03:04 am (UTC)(link)
An alien.

[Look, if they weren't already on an alien planet, he might've had a harder time believing it. Klaus looks thoughtful.]

I would've thought aliens would be bigger, but I mean -- I guess I have no reason to think that other than like, Independence Day.

[Yeah, he watches films.]
Edited 2019-06-21 03:04 (UTC)
garb4ge: (Taken aback)

[personal profile] garb4ge 2019-06-21 03:17 am (UTC)(link)
Ha! I knew there were aliens in Roswell.

[Some of the stoner conspiracy theorists that he'd hung out with as a teenager had been especially convincing, all right? He'd also spent a lot of the time they'd been 'convincing' him shoving hash brownies into his mouth, so maybe it hadn't been as good as he'd thought, but...]

And yeah, that's probably a good idea unless he wants to go sit by himself in his room with some like ... soundproof headphones.
garb4ge: (Maximum good feels)

[personal profile] garb4ge 2019-06-21 06:39 pm (UTC)(link)
[It's a mystery to Klaus himself too how he's managed to keep from ruining things just yet. Maybe it's because there just hasn't been all that much here causing trauma to him -- at least, no new trauma.

He's not expecting Alfred to outright ask him to top him, but it isn't like any of the man's words can be misinterpreted: Klaus's lips twitch into a keen grin, and he turns to catch Alfred's mouth in a kiss that lingers a little longer.]


In that case, maybe we should pull the fire alarm in the building and evacuate the rest of the suites too.

[Yeah, he might be exaggerating or it might be a really great dick.]
garb4ge: (Kissy)

[personal profile] garb4ge 2019-06-23 03:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Not disappointing you is something I expend a considerable amount of time and energy doing.

[He smirks like he's playing it off, but it's -- true. Too true, maybe.]

But I suppose if I do disappoint you, you'll just have to find some way to punish me.

[Yeah, it's like that.]
garb4ge: (Gotta repress this later)

[personal profile] garb4ge 2019-06-25 12:14 am (UTC)(link)
[Klaus mirrors that surprised tone and expression.]

Fuck yeah. I don't know how many times I gotta tell you I'm a huge fuck up before you'll believe me.

[He's smirking, his actions and his words mismatched as he lets his own tail sway back and forth.]

But I guess we're doing things my way tonight anyway, if I'm on top.

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