003 | ( VIDEO + JOINT POST. ) | JUNE 6th

[herocomplex]

_{[ With the whole dragon fiasco interrupting America's flow of life here on this planet, he's a little more than eager to make a big announcement. He's worked hard to open up a business, and now it's time for him to broadcast it! The feed clicks on and shows both America & Klaus in their respectable Cordis forms; America with his foxy ears and tail and Klaus is looking a little more.. dragon-y than usual. They are, however, wearing matching suits. Perhaps you’ve seen the vague advertisements pasted everywhere-- possibly on your car, house, etc, or maybe it’s word of mouth, but the big night has finally come. They're showing the feed from Crystal Beach with a restaurant in the background. ]}

Hey you guys!! Hahahaha! Listen up here, I've got some big news to report, you won't want to miss it! Me and my buddy are proud to show you _{[ their financial love child ]} our business we are opening up!

_{[ America elbows Klaus in the ribs before whispering: go on, you can say it! ]}

Say -- oh, fuck! Right, yeah.

<sub>[ Klaus had, unfortunately, been focused mostly on making sure he didn’t squirm too much in the suit he was currently wearing -- its itchy on his newfound scales, all right, and even with his slightly more regal posture and temperament, he can’t cover up the fact that he has no idea what to do.

He clears his throat and straightens the lapels on his jacket and then motions to both sides expansively with both arms. It’s very Vanna White. ]</sub>

Presenting...McDenny’s! Do you love diner food, but hate the fact that people get all weird about the heavy petting you get into after you finish your meal? Well, here at McDenny’s, we’ve got your back.

_{[ Klaus’s eyes dart back over to America and he raises his eyebrows, flashing a grin that’s only slightly tense. Does he … does he have anything to add? ]}

Hahaha, perfect! You did great! I knew you would!

_{[ He said that way too loud. ]}

We sell American cuisine and offer a snuggle lounge upstairs open 7 pm - 3 am, but you can come by the diner anytime, it’s 24/7! We’re also looking for new hires.. and who knows, we may or may not even be giving away free food today, so come by and see us right away and check it out! We're right on the Crystal Beach, you can't miss it!

_{[ With that, they both wave and sign off.
ooc: America is in blue, Klaus is in purple.. get responses from us both or just one of us. Check out his business here! ]}

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[haretriggered]

[ Elliot waited patiently through this whole video and he's only got one goddamn thing to ask. ]

Do you have cake?

( VIDEO. )

[herocomplex]

_{[ Just one glance at those bunny ears and America thinks he is just going to be funny. ]}

Hahaha, lemme guess, dude. Carrot cake?

[haretriggered]

Huh? Yeah! How did you know?

[ He's just going to get real close to the screen as he talks. ]

Can you read minds or something?

[herocomplex]

Uh.

_{[ Just.. very nervously looking back at those rabbit ears then back down to Elliot's face. ]}

Yeaaaaah. That's exactly it. I have a knack for knowing just what people want.. what can I say?

[haretriggered]

You're the second one too! I met a guy that said he could read fortunes and now you can read minds...

[ A pause though, Elliot knitting his brow. ]

...you didn't give me an answer, though?

[herocomplex]

Well, I mean.

_{[ America pops his lips together. ]}

We totally do have cake here.. and carrots so I mean..
We can serve you them together! Yeah! That's basically the same thing, right?

[haretriggered]

[ God, the look of disgust on his face. ]

It's definitely not the same thing! Carrots are disgusting, I hate them.

[herocomplex]

_{[ Well, the look on America's face is amusement and he even laughs. ]}

Hahahahaha! You can't be serious. I mean-- you know.. you're a..

_{[ just kind of gestures.. ]}

What's up with carrots? Or should I say, naaa, what's up doc?

Hahahaha!

[haretriggered]

[ Sorry, America, that was a joke that was completely lost on him. Elliot just stared into the screen, squinting a little. ]

What do you mean what's up with carrots? I just told you??

[ Did this guy just not listen or what? ]

[herocomplex]

Uhh.

_{[ Well, this is awkward. ]}

Like.. Bugs Bunny? You've never heard of him? He's like.. the big boss of all talking rabbits. If you don't answer to Bugs Bunny, who do you answer to?

[haretriggered]

[ It's about to get more awkward. ]

Why the hell would my boss be a rabbit?! I'm a dog and my boss's name is Blood!

[ Absolutely unbelievable that someone would assume that of him, that his would answer to a bunny of all things. A bunny? HOW DARE? ]

[herocomplex]

Woah.

Did.. did you just.. disagree with me?
With me and my absolute rightness?

[haretriggered]

[ What the hell? ]

You can't be right if you're completely wrong?

[herocomplex]

I'm never completely wrong.
Just ask Siri.

_{[ ???? ]}

[haretriggered]

[ ????????? ]

WHAT THE HELL IS A SIRI?!?