003 | ( VIDEO + JOINT POST. ) | JUNE 6th

[herocomplex]

_{[ With the whole dragon fiasco interrupting America's flow of life here on this planet, he's a little more than eager to make a big announcement. He's worked hard to open up a business, and now it's time for him to broadcast it! The feed clicks on and shows both America & Klaus in their respectable Cordis forms; America with his foxy ears and tail and Klaus is looking a little more.. dragon-y than usual. They are, however, wearing matching suits. Perhaps you’ve seen the vague advertisements pasted everywhere-- possibly on your car, house, etc, or maybe it’s word of mouth, but the big night has finally come. They're showing the feed from Crystal Beach with a restaurant in the background. ]}

Hey you guys!! Hahahaha! Listen up here, I've got some big news to report, you won't want to miss it! Me and my buddy are proud to show you _{[ their financial love child ]} our business we are opening up!

_{[ America elbows Klaus in the ribs before whispering: go on, you can say it! ]}

Say -- oh, fuck! Right, yeah.

<sub>[ Klaus had, unfortunately, been focused mostly on making sure he didn’t squirm too much in the suit he was currently wearing -- its itchy on his newfound scales, all right, and even with his slightly more regal posture and temperament, he can’t cover up the fact that he has no idea what to do.

He clears his throat and straightens the lapels on his jacket and then motions to both sides expansively with both arms. It’s very Vanna White. ]</sub>

Presenting...McDenny’s! Do you love diner food, but hate the fact that people get all weird about the heavy petting you get into after you finish your meal? Well, here at McDenny’s, we’ve got your back.

_{[ Klaus’s eyes dart back over to America and he raises his eyebrows, flashing a grin that’s only slightly tense. Does he … does he have anything to add? ]}

Hahaha, perfect! You did great! I knew you would!

_{[ He said that way too loud. ]}

We sell American cuisine and offer a snuggle lounge upstairs open 7 pm - 3 am, but you can come by the diner anytime, it’s 24/7! We’re also looking for new hires.. and who knows, we may or may not even be giving away free food today, so come by and see us right away and check it out! We're right on the Crystal Beach, you can't miss it!

_{[ With that, they both wave and sign off.
ooc: America is in blue, Klaus is in purple.. get responses from us both or just one of us. Check out his business here! ]}

Comments

[ciao]

it’s not a matter of the act
i don’t think
it’s the pretense
I don’t want to do those things with something like that on my mind
i would rather want to enjoy my time with the person
just like I would like to enjoy my time with you

i have no problem if people have those motivations
it’s just difficult for me to get past personally

i was also thinking more along the lines of a bathhouse
though it is very touching that you would want to have me open something like that so close to your business
wouldn’t it seem like some sort of competition??

[herocomplex]

hold up
r u saying u think it was dirty of me to fuck a bunch of ppl just for money??
hahaha

and nah no way
i can make pizza better than u
a bathhouse sounds sweet though
like a cool place to go and buy a bath for your house
i'd go there and buy a lot of baths haha

also did you just proposition me right now??
cuz
wow :O

[ciao]

nno!
that’s very different
like it’s really good that you can adapt so well
it’s just a personal thing on my end
i don’t want people to assume that I’m just doing things to get by
but because I actually like them and enjoy their company

american pizza is very different from italian
they both have their merits
but I prefer the taste of home

have you never been to a bathhouse???
it’s kind of like a public bath
a place to relax and socialize
they’re pretty big in other countries still

wait
did i??
i mean like I’m not against it
i just didn’t mean to
this is embarrassing

[herocomplex]

ur so funny italy!!!!
c'mon it's totes obvious

ur very *INTO* me
not like u are with germany
butt still

a good amount *INTO* me

_{[ It's obvious, but America only realized it just now. ]}

[ciao]

well
yeah
i mean i
dont do something like that with just anybody

i have a lot of respect for you
and a lot of admiration

1/2

[herocomplex]

_{[ okay he... wasn't really expecting confirmation on this??? ]}

uh

[herocomplex]

_{[ Oddly, he feels weird with this being out on the public like this. ]}

doooooo you want to like
say
something to me?
like
in person?

[ciao]

in person??
i guess
if you prefer

[herocomplex]

idk man
ur giving me hollywood romance vibes

and it's wigging me out a little
not in a bad way just like
idk
normal wigging out

hey just come over ok?? im just chilling at home a bit earlier than i expected

[ciao]

...
ohokay
i mean
i'll be right over

[herocomplex]

yeah uh
come right over but don't stay too long
i have plans

the door is open just walk in ok?

_{[ ??? ]}

[ciao]

coming right in then