003 | ( VIDEO + JOINT POST. ) | JUNE 6th

[herocomplex]

_{[ With the whole dragon fiasco interrupting America's flow of life here on this planet, he's a little more than eager to make a big announcement. He's worked hard to open up a business, and now it's time for him to broadcast it! The feed clicks on and shows both America & Klaus in their respectable Cordis forms; America with his foxy ears and tail and Klaus is looking a little more.. dragon-y than usual. They are, however, wearing matching suits. Perhaps you’ve seen the vague advertisements pasted everywhere-- possibly on your car, house, etc, or maybe it’s word of mouth, but the big night has finally come. They're showing the feed from Crystal Beach with a restaurant in the background. ]}

Hey you guys!! Hahahaha! Listen up here, I've got some big news to report, you won't want to miss it! Me and my buddy are proud to show you _{[ their financial love child ]} our business we are opening up!

_{[ America elbows Klaus in the ribs before whispering: go on, you can say it! ]}

Say -- oh, fuck! Right, yeah.

<sub>[ Klaus had, unfortunately, been focused mostly on making sure he didn’t squirm too much in the suit he was currently wearing -- its itchy on his newfound scales, all right, and even with his slightly more regal posture and temperament, he can’t cover up the fact that he has no idea what to do.

He clears his throat and straightens the lapels on his jacket and then motions to both sides expansively with both arms. It’s very Vanna White. ]</sub>

Presenting...McDenny’s! Do you love diner food, but hate the fact that people get all weird about the heavy petting you get into after you finish your meal? Well, here at McDenny’s, we’ve got your back.

_{[ Klaus’s eyes dart back over to America and he raises his eyebrows, flashing a grin that’s only slightly tense. Does he … does he have anything to add? ]}

Hahaha, perfect! You did great! I knew you would!

_{[ He said that way too loud. ]}

We sell American cuisine and offer a snuggle lounge upstairs open 7 pm - 3 am, but you can come by the diner anytime, it’s 24/7! We’re also looking for new hires.. and who knows, we may or may not even be giving away free food today, so come by and see us right away and check it out! We're right on the Crystal Beach, you can't miss it!

_{[ With that, they both wave and sign off.
ooc: America is in blue, Klaus is in purple.. get responses from us both or just one of us. Check out his business here! ]}

Comments

[schwarzen]

You aren't. I never said you were. It's part of why I'm surprised at the revelation that you eat large portions.

[ Well this is just confirmation that America doesn't actually listen. ]

Excellent. When are you working?

[herocomplex]

_{[ Nope. He never listens to anyone. ]}

Uh. Pretty much anytime, but especially now! I'm hoping for a real big turn out. ☆

[schwarzen]

Please reserve me a table for an hour from now, then. I'll be putting your cooking skills to the test.

[ Not that he's a particularly picky eater. Actually, he'll pretty much stuff anything in his face, whether it's meant to be edible or not, so it's not like America will have to do much impressing.

Mostly, he wants to see if the other man really will be able to satisfy his appetite. ]

I will try a dish of everything.

[herocomplex]

Uhhh.

_{[ UUUH. ]}

Are you sure about that, man? I mean, the portions that we serve are pretty damn big to begin with. You sure you don't wanna try just a taste of everything first? Then maybe you can pick out your favorites and we can make you more from there and on out.

_{[ It is Cordis time, but also.. hat's a lot for work for just one guy to have! ]}