TEXT; un: polska

[paluszki]

hey so do we hav a church here???? i kind of thought it b4 but now after everything i no more than EVER what we rly need is a church!!

or hey is anybody a priest??? a pastor???? i think we could all use a rly good CONFESSION u no??? super good 4 the soul. i have SOOOO much 2 get off my chest.........

also i rly wanted a dragon but i couldnt get 1 so im thinking i could get a bear??? i want a bear!!! or mayb a cow would b good 4 sum cheese???

also all the snacks here r weird

k thats all thnx!!!

[If you can't understand anything being said here, it's fine. You have common sense.]

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[edle_gestalt]

...Far be it for me to remind you that a cow would need to eat grass in order to give you any cheese.




The smell, Poland. The smell! Why??

[paluszki]

i found a priest!! want me 2 ask????

also LOL ur so uptight LYK ALWAYSSSSSSS same old austria even in space!! dont freak. im gonna get lots of grass
and those little tree things???? that u put in cars???? wut r those called??? well W/E im gonna decorate liets room and itll b a little tree forest that smells lyk car. good car smells.
cute rite?

[Did you miss this, Austria?]

[edle_gestalt]

I will consider it.

[the thought of verbalizing any of this to a stranger is horrifying, he's probably going to just go back to doing what he does best: pretending nothing is wrong]

Air fresheners? Is that what you mean? The artificial vanilla ones that smell like a bargain cake melted in the dishwasher?

The image is certainly something...

Has he agreed to this? Do you plan to take the cow on walks for grass? And for its other basic needs?

[paluszki]

dude chill. talking 2 u is always lyk the 19th century all over again

in case u forgot farming was ttly my thing. i got this!!!

[No he does not.]

liet wants a cow!!

[But not in his room. Or the apartment. Like any sane individual.]

[edle_gestalt]

That's a compliment.

I didn't forget that at all. I especially didn't forget that farming is typically done in fields.

Wouldn't it be better off in a front yard, at least?

[paluszki]

but wut if sumone steals it??? i mean its possible

and it can get lonely so i want it 2 b happy and with the family. i cant believe u dont want the cow 2 b happy???

[edle_gestalt]

Someplace like here I'd be more concerned about someone eloping with it...

I would want the cow to be happy!! Don't you think it would be best to wait until you have the sort of space where it can wander in and out, if it pleases?

Aren't they terrified of stairs??

[his mountain-boy inner child is buried in there somewhere and it sympathizes, it really does, but please]

[paluszki]

they just cant walk down stairs so its fine!! [He's forgetting this means that they cannot go down them once they go up them.]

france said if i got a cow he wuld make me cheese tho so i need a cow now

[edle_gestalt]

Right, so how are you going to let it relieve itself?

Has France been encouraging keeping cows in apartments? I need to have a word with him.

[paluszki]

ill teach it 2 use the toilet [Is he serious? It's really a mystery.]

no but he is encouraging a spa date and im super excited

[edle_gestalt]

Maybe a good, restful day of relaxation will help instill some logic and clarity.

Not to be crass, but I'm not sure the plumbing infrastructure is built to handle a cow.

[paluszki]

im always full of clarity lol

ew thats so gross

but liet wont let us keep it inside anyway