▸▸ 001 text; un: clingy

[hisman]

[ Jian Yi doesn't think to use the anon function. It never once crosses his mind that there might be an easier way to get the results he's looking for. ]

hey, prismals! no, moonblessed right?
I'm Jian Yi and I haven't been here long, but I have the system worked out so far.

touch each other = chroma
chroma = money
money = stuff
touch each other = stuff

um, my roommate has a goal and needs help reaching it.
he needs as much chroma as he can get saved up as fast as possible.

[ In case his... roommate's best friend shows up and he has to take care of his best friend so he never has to earn chroma with anyone except Jia- his roommate. ]

my roommate has never done this before.
with anyone.
so let's help him out, you know?

thanks everyone!

[ ooc: Jian Yi is 17 and has an opt-out post over here for anyone that might need it. I'm really excited to be in game and I'm on plurk @ knivesout if anyone wants to plot! ]

Comments

[veiledvanity]

[ The network is still pretty new and fascinating to Shishiwakamaru — the '90s were just not there yet, technologically, he doesn't know any better. As far as he's concerned, this communicator is strange alien tech. He's pretty amused by the newness of online chat, and seeing the things that people will voluntarily put out there about themselves is just... wow. Specifically this post. Jian Yi's... stands out. For real? ]

How considerate of you to publicly advertise your roommate sexually. The ultimate wingman. Lucky him.

[hisman]

well, you know.
my roommate couldn't ask for himself so I decided to help him out.

i'm the best wingman, brother

un: wakasama, btw lol oops

[veiledvanity]

why can't he ask for himself? he's got a device. how are you enabling his confidence in this area by pimping him out? give a man a fish and he eats for a day. teach a man to fish and he eats for a lifetime.

[hisman]

he's really shy
i'm not pimping him out.
i'm helping him.

exactly. if we give him enough advice he won't need help from anyone.

[veiledvanity]

but if sex=money and you're publicly advertising his sex to strangers for his personal profit, isn't that technically the definition of prostitution? i mean, i guess that's one way to learn. immersion technique.

[hisman]

I
No!

I'm not prostituting him i'm not a pervert
i'm trying to find the best way for him to get chroma

[veiledvanity]

if you're so concerned about your friend, why don't you do it? you can teach him what you know. then at least you also get paid – and laid, hah

1/4

[hisman]

what

2/4

[hisman]

he's my roommate

3/4

[hisman]

i can't teach him

4/4

[hisman]

you do it!

[veiledvanity]

hahahahahah ok? is he cute? is he human?

private

[hisman]

some say he is the most handsome guy
and he's human!
is that important?

private

[veiledvanity]

hehe if he's the most handsome guy then i guess i can forgive him for being human...
what's his name?
is that important?

private permanently

[hisman]

you don't like humans?
it's... jian yi

[veiledvanity]

...you know i was growing suspicious. ha! you're not a great liar, jian yi. good thing you're the most handsome guy, huh?

i like humans who are strong. or attractive. or both. sound like you?

[hisman]

i shouldn't have lied at all.
i was trying to get help without admitting that I need the help

i often forget that I am a handsome guy.

I'm both! I play a lot of sports and exercise.
what about you?

shishi can't FATHOM forgetting he's handsome, it'd be like forgetting his own name omg lol

[veiledvanity]

??? how can you forget you're handsome?
no one tells you so?
clearly do need the help if you can't even tell what you look like wow


hehe. ok. good! i do martial arts. not human, but still handsome, hah~

He’d better not forget 😤

[hisman]

they seldom do
if I heard it more often I wouldn’t forget it

if you’re not human then what are you?

jian yi just needs to watch this: https://youtu.be/kzTTO6abhVo

[veiledvanity]

ok that's the first tip then ha
girls tell me i'm gorgeous all the time. it's nice to be reminded.
assuming you ARE so handsome and are just starved for compliments...


youkai. but there's no pertinent difference... i look human enough, don't worry. i don't have horns and fangs and shit. unless you're into that hahaha

he made that video

[hisman]

you need to see me so that you can be sure i am handsome instead of assuming.
then you can give me all the compliments.

if i was could you have them?????

iconic. we all need that vibe in our lives.

[veiledvanity]

so i'll see you. what are you doing?

don't you want to leave some things to the imagination?? don't rush it~ 😘

[ oh god he's finally found the emojis ]

sorry for the wait I hope we can continue!

[hisman]

I can show you without showing you everything
here
let me get a

pic

[ Jian Yi sends over a few he's taken or had taken. ]

well
handsome, yes?

omg likewise lol! nw i'm enjoying! would you wanna have them meet? i have no sexy shishi selfies lol

[veiledvanity]

i'm baffled as to why you're starved for compliments?? how gorgeous you are... sincerely, too, not just gassing you up, ha! you must need your eyes checked

if the most handsome guy wasn't already me it'd be you hehe ♥

yes! i can switch us to action. any pref on where?

[hisman]

oh, keep going.

[ It was different to have someone compliment you in this kind of situation. They were flirting and everything was serious. ]

we can both be very handsome.
but we'll have to decide together who is most handsome