▸▸ 001 text; un: clingy

[hisman]

[ Jian Yi doesn't think to use the anon function. It never once crosses his mind that there might be an easier way to get the results he's looking for. ]

hey, prismals! no, moonblessed right?
I'm Jian Yi and I haven't been here long, but I have the system worked out so far.

touch each other = chroma
chroma = money
money = stuff
touch each other = stuff

um, my roommate has a goal and needs help reaching it.
he needs as much chroma as he can get saved up as fast as possible.

[ In case his... roommate's best friend shows up and he has to take care of his best friend so he never has to earn chroma with anyone except Jia- his roommate. ]

my roommate has never done this before.
with anyone.
so let's help him out, you know?

thanks everyone!

[ ooc: Jian Yi is 17 and has an opt-out post over here for anyone that might need it. I'm really excited to be in game and I'm on plurk @ knivesout if anyone wants to plot! ]

Comments

[veiledvanity]

[ The network is still pretty new and fascinating to Shishiwakamaru — the '90s were just not there yet, technologically, he doesn't know any better. As far as he's concerned, this communicator is strange alien tech. He's pretty amused by the newness of online chat, and seeing the things that people will voluntarily put out there about themselves is just... wow. Specifically this post. Jian Yi's... stands out. For real? ]

How considerate of you to publicly advertise your roommate sexually. The ultimate wingman. Lucky him.

[hisman]

well, you know.
my roommate couldn't ask for himself so I decided to help him out.

i'm the best wingman, brother

un: wakasama, btw lol oops

[veiledvanity]

why can't he ask for himself? he's got a device. how are you enabling his confidence in this area by pimping him out? give a man a fish and he eats for a day. teach a man to fish and he eats for a lifetime.

voice | un: everapple

[greenbriar]

[ A young man's voice, heavy on the skepticism. ]

And why has he not? Done "this" before.

[hisman]

just hasn't happened, you know?
have you done it before?

voice foreverr

[greenbriar]

[ Lol ignoring the question. ]

And you think this is the best way to solicit a lover... why?

Text // un: turntechGodhead

[itsknighttime]

lmao
right okay
asking for a friend

whats your ol buddy ol pal got for a goal?

[hisman]

enough chroma for two people to live on
house, food, video games, everything

[itsknighttime]

oh shit like forever?
um thats a lot of chroma dude why dont they just hold hands together and grab a bite to eat
no ones kicked me out of my place and i dont go around uguing and holding hands every day either so
or whatever kiss your homies good night to add that little bit more and go get them some streetfighter the next day for it
solid idea
me tested and me approved

text; un: ruffestrabbit

[zunge]

use penis to earn it faster

[hisman]

that's what it takes?

@perfectcopy; text

[dvine]

What does he need so much chroma for? Is it some kind of emergency?

[hisman]

not yet but it will be.
he has a friend he has to take care of.
if he earns and saves the money, he'll be ready.

text (Nyuu) | @elfenlied

[scarredhorns]

Consent is very important in making it a more enjoyable experience. It's best to discuss with your partner things you're okay with and things you're not okay with doing.

[But of course, Nyuu also has to ask like some of the others who've commented before her:]

Does your roommate know you're broadcasting this? For all eyes to see?

[hisman]

talk first?
doesn't it make it weird if you go into a big discussion

of course he does. he asked me to.

[ His fake!roommate did no such thing. Jian Yi just couldn't ask for himself. ]

i'm a good friend.

@cooledition, text

[force_a_change]

If your friend isn't used to such things then why did they let you well...

Basically you're trying to sell this roommate for sex, right?

[hisman]

nobody will ever know who they are.
that's why.

no, i'm not
my roommate wants to know the best ways to get chroma.
the fastest.
anyone who has been here a while should know.

un: sinistra | voice

[bisection]

I am already helping another person with. Similar goals. I do not see why I could not help your friend, too... it would be a mutually beneficial transaction in the end. I suppose.

[hisman]

really?
is there anything i should tell him

[heptagram]

I sincerely hope you're discussing this with your roommate to make sure this stays in his comfort zone.

[hisman]

of course I am!

un: redgem

[greedyvixen]

What's the point of even having a roommate if you're not moonlacing with each other at all? Especially with goals like that. And I mean any kind of moonlacing, not just all of the really intimate stuff.

[hisman]

don't roommates get assigned to you?
i didn't ask him to move in
we're stuck together

text; un: laurea

[wearingguess]

How kind of you to wish to help your roommate in this way! What exactly is it that he wants to do? Ah, or is it you who plan to moonlace on his behalf and then share the proceeds?

private

[hisman]

i'm tired of this so I'll be honest with you
i don't have a roommate
there's a lot of stuff i don't understand and i wanted to get answers without saying it was me
he, i mean me, i want to get chroma fast