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[hisman]

[ Jian Yi doesn't think to use the anon function. It never once crosses his mind that there might be an easier way to get the results he's looking for. ]

hey, prismals! no, moonblessed right?
I'm Jian Yi and I haven't been here long, but I have the system worked out so far.

touch each other = chroma
chroma = money
money = stuff
touch each other = stuff

um, my roommate has a goal and needs help reaching it.
he needs as much chroma as he can get saved up as fast as possible.

[ In case his... roommate's best friend shows up and he has to take care of his best friend so he never has to earn chroma with anyone except Jia- his roommate. ]

my roommate has never done this before.
with anyone.
so let's help him out, you know?

thanks everyone!

[ ooc: Jian Yi is 17 and has an opt-out post over here for anyone that might need it. I'm really excited to be in game and I'm on plurk @ knivesout if anyone wants to plot! ]

Comments

[hisman]

enough chroma for two people to live on
house, food, video games, everything

[itsknighttime]

oh shit like forever?
um thats a lot of chroma dude why dont they just hold hands together and grab a bite to eat
no ones kicked me out of my place and i dont go around uguing and holding hands every day either so
or whatever kiss your homies good night to add that little bit more and go get them some streetfighter the next day for it
solid idea
me tested and me approved

[hisman]

for as long as we're here
go day to day?

[ ...He didn't think of it like that. ]

you kiss your homies good night?
are you a pervert?

isn't it better to have the chroma so your friends don't have to kiss you good night?

[itsknighttime]

yeah man youre going to want to chill the tiddies and slow the roll
just if you got a support system go day by day and then you got this yknow?

it depends are they bromies homies or just randos
nah thats not the reason i think id get called a pervert
but wait
are you telling me you aint never kissed them homies good night?
bro
heartless
how will your homies have a good night?
thats literally bro code number one and besides that kissing your homies good night is fine as long as you follow the code
i can explain it if you havent heard of the code of conduct for kissing your homies good night before

[hisman]

well linking arms while playing video games works
if you want to go slow

they're bromies homies
why'd they call you a pervert

are you telling me that you do kiss your homies good night?
alright tell me the code for it
i bet you're full of shit
but i want to hear it

[itsknighttime]

man if you can pull that shit off do it
i need all my god damn elbow room im a wholeass mess playing video games

oh shit youre in that inbetween place where you dont know if you wanna do the high five the high five hug or the both arm hug with the obligatory after five second back pat
theres a series of fives im figuring you see the pattern to
probably because they thought most erroneously that i am a pervert

ok so
repeat after me
"no homo"
it frees you from all obligation
thats bro code one you never kiss your homie good night without a stark no homo or you leave that lingering in their mind wondering if it was full or half homo and you dont wanna do that to them dont string a homie along

bro code two isnt what you think it is either it isnt bros before hos because you never let your bro date a ho that aint no good for them

the most important part of the bro code is to never let a home go untucked either
you see that shirt hanging out the pants? you no homo re: code one and you tuck that shit in
those interviews are important

[[He's absolutely full of shit, it's true.]]

[hisman]

anyone tell you that you talk a lot?
i mean a lot
you said so much i got lost and had to go back
had to get help so i could find my way again.

you said all these words but it doesn't feel like you said anything at all.
bros are bros and they should stay that way.
bros can sometimes be bros and more

but you're hilarious
i bet zzx would think you're funny.

[ No, he'd be annoyed with him. The same he is with Jian Yi who also talks too much and usually about nothing. ]

[itsknighttime]

yea i hear that a lot
im surprised you found your way back with a guide thats a fuckin accomplishment my dude

[[And it does nothing to change it.]]

ill take hilarious and bros being bros and there being a all bromo moment instead of a nohomo
no judgement from this corner
whos zzx though that feels like two letters off the alphabet from klinefelter syndrome and im betting it isnt