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[hisman]

[ Jian Yi doesn't think to use the anon function. It never once crosses his mind that there might be an easier way to get the results he's looking for. ]

hey, prismals! no, moonblessed right?
I'm Jian Yi and I haven't been here long, but I have the system worked out so far.

touch each other = chroma
chroma = money
money = stuff
touch each other = stuff

um, my roommate has a goal and needs help reaching it.
he needs as much chroma as he can get saved up as fast as possible.

[ In case his... roommate's best friend shows up and he has to take care of his best friend so he never has to earn chroma with anyone except Jia- his roommate. ]

my roommate has never done this before.
with anyone.
so let's help him out, you know?

thanks everyone!

[ ooc: Jian Yi is 17 and has an opt-out post over here for anyone that might need it. I'm really excited to be in game and I'm on plurk @ knivesout if anyone wants to plot! ]

Comments

[veiledvanity]

[ The network is still pretty new and fascinating to Shishiwakamaru — the '90s were just not there yet, technologically, he doesn't know any better. As far as he's concerned, this communicator is strange alien tech. He's pretty amused by the newness of online chat, and seeing the things that people will voluntarily put out there about themselves is just... wow. Specifically this post. Jian Yi's... stands out. For real? ]

How considerate of you to publicly advertise your roommate sexually. The ultimate wingman. Lucky him.

voice | un: everapple

[greenbriar]

[ A young man's voice, heavy on the skepticism. ]

And why has he not? Done "this" before.

Text // un: turntechGodhead

[itsknighttime]

lmao
right okay
asking for a friend

whats your ol buddy ol pal got for a goal?

text; un: ruffestrabbit

[zunge]

use penis to earn it faster

@perfectcopy; text

[dvine]

What does he need so much chroma for? Is it some kind of emergency?

text (Nyuu) | @elfenlied

[scarredhorns]

Consent is very important in making it a more enjoyable experience. It's best to discuss with your partner things you're okay with and things you're not okay with doing.

[But of course, Nyuu also has to ask like some of the others who've commented before her:]

Does your roommate know you're broadcasting this? For all eyes to see?

@cooledition, text

[force_a_change]

If your friend isn't used to such things then why did they let you well...

Basically you're trying to sell this roommate for sex, right?

un: sinistra | voice

[bisection]

I am already helping another person with. Similar goals. I do not see why I could not help your friend, too... it would be a mutually beneficial transaction in the end. I suppose.

[hisman]

well, you know.
my roommate couldn't ask for himself so I decided to help him out.

i'm the best wingman, brother

[hisman]

just hasn't happened, you know?
have you done it before?

[hisman]

enough chroma for two people to live on
house, food, video games, everything

[hisman]

that's what it takes?

[hisman]

not yet but it will be.
he has a friend he has to take care of.
if he earns and saves the money, he'll be ready.

[hisman]

talk first?
doesn't it make it weird if you go into a big discussion

of course he does. he asked me to.

[ His fake!roommate did no such thing. Jian Yi just couldn't ask for himself. ]

i'm a good friend.

[hisman]

nobody will ever know who they are.
that's why.

no, i'm not
my roommate wants to know the best ways to get chroma.
the fastest.
anyone who has been here a while should know.

[hisman]

really?
is there anything i should tell him

un: wakasama, btw lol oops

[veiledvanity]

why can't he ask for himself? he's got a device. how are you enabling his confidence in this area by pimping him out? give a man a fish and he eats for a day. teach a man to fish and he eats for a lifetime.

[itsknighttime]

oh shit like forever?
um thats a lot of chroma dude why dont they just hold hands together and grab a bite to eat
no ones kicked me out of my place and i dont go around uguing and holding hands every day either so
or whatever kiss your homies good night to add that little bit more and go get them some streetfighter the next day for it
solid idea
me tested and me approved

[bisection]

Probably... not... I suppose he should consider. What kind of contact he wants to use for it. I will abide by whatever that is.

[heptagram]

I sincerely hope you're discussing this with your roommate to make sure this stays in his comfort zone.

[force_a_change]

Well the best, and fastest, way is by having sex.

And you could always get a job and earn demichroma, it works just as well, or so I've been told.

[zunge]

that's what it takes. at least, it's the main fast way to do it.

[dvine]

wow you guys are real pesimists huh?
Can't blame you when you suddenly drop in a weird place
Well
He can earn a lot of chroma with the said friend you know
It will be much less awkward than going around, asking people to moonlance

[hisman]

he's really shy
i'm not pimping him out.
i'm helping him.

exactly. if we give him enough advice he won't need help from anyone.

[hisman]

for as long as we're here
go day to day?

[ ...He didn't think of it like that. ]

you kiss your homies good night?
are you a pervert?

isn't it better to have the chroma so your friends don't have to kiss you good night?