006 » TEXT; un: Anonymous

[ragingnature]

[ She's been sitting on this for a little bit now, unsure how to proceed. Luckily there's this handy dandy thing called the internet that she can ask. Anonymously, no less. Granted she'll probably out herself fairly quickly. ]

Those of you in committed relationships here how do you go about things?

What I mean is the Moons and various happenings in this world have a tendency to cause complications. So how do you deal with those things? What kind of arrangement have you come to?

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Text - UN: pumpaction

[angelshot]

how do you deal with it?
uhhhh
you dont date in the first place. lol.

[ragingnature]

Okay, but what if I want to?

[angelshot]

then you better get used to being a regular in the sex toy shops.
🍆🍆🍆

[ragingnature]

Why?

And what is 🍆 supposed to mean?

[angelshot]

what do you mean "why"
look you either staple yourself to one dude or chick and have to go through the sex drought to end all sex droughts
or you just decide 'fuck it' and jump dick or tits first into the moon induced orgy pit

oh this? 🍆
its nothing
just what everyone uses to spice up boring texts

🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆

[ragingnature]

Why do you assume that'll happen? This place isn't really made for a sex drought, as you put it.

Okay...

[ Fine! She'll just ask Eros. ]

[angelshot]

i mean unless youre in an open relationship or something i guess? fuck if i know.

oh yeah totes just slam some eggplants in any text
your boss or bf will love it i promise :)

[ragingnature]

Well, this is kind of the goal here. Hopefully.

What if they happen to be the same person?

[ She's still going to ask Eros what the eggplant is supposed to be before she goes throwing it at people. ]

[angelshot]

LMAO oh shit!!!! hope theyre giving you a raise or some kind of sweet package deal
or yknow
"package deal"
🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆

[ There's such a thing as too many eggplants, Panty... ]

[ragingnature]

[ Okay maybe she doesn't need to ask Eros about the eggplant emoji because she's getting the idea it's something she probably shouldn't use. ]

That seems very inappropriate.