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[facepalmchampion]

[[An almost gaunt looking figure shuffles himself, and his fancy new outfit thanks to the festivities, in a seated position to get more comfortable. For the most part there is a metallic stopper on the back part of the wrist of a hand covering the man's face]]

These posts always made me wonder what kind of civilization I've been pulled into that we all sit around and talk to ourselves until other people do or don't decide to talk back.

[[He turns his head in what seems to be an attempt to get any knots out of it, while he speaks, eventually settling it back on the most comfortable spot on the arm of his couch.]]

Before any of you kind souls tries to gg me on being here, sitting by myself, talking into the post, I'm aware. Your humour is dry. I'm just bored and thought I'd follow the herd like every other upstanding citizen. So here I am, talking to myself and curious about what those out there, will say back.

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[hot_handed]

I want to fucking kill you, you shitty piece of garbage, and I will if you don't shut up and tell me where the fuck you are.

[It's taking all of his willpower not to just blow up his furniture right now.]

[facepalmchampion]

So if I don't tel you where I am, you'll kill me... but if I tell you where I am...

[[He gives an idle scratch at the front of his neck, just under the palm of the hand, mostly in thought.]]

You'll kill me?
Are you that unhappy to see me? Even after I invited you into somewhere I thought you'd be happy?

[hot_handed]

Wow. I'd give you a gold star, but I ended up giving them to all of the other bastard villains. You make 'em look like fucking geniuses.

Is that what you call kidnapping? Inviting me? Fuck you. If you want me around so much, why don't you fucking face me?

[facepalmchampion]

[[He's never been given a gold star before. That's so nice of Bakugo.]]

I'm sure they'd agree with you, LEM. I, on the other hand, wouldn't and am going to agree to disagree. I'm a man of compromise, unbeknownst to anyone who would want me dead on sight.
[[Yes he's abbreviating, just for Bakugo.

He tilts his head, another curious look as though he doesn't know what he's talking about. He does, but he's going to have fun with this while he can.]]

You mean Dabi and Mister kidnapped you? [[Tomura leans back in his seat, looking rather comfortable while they speak.]] I asked them to bring you there, they chose how. [[He raises his hand so that the screen can see it, holding up one finger to emphasize his point while the others are curled in.]] And despite that I knew what you would do, what you were capable of, I asked them to take your restraints off. I wanted you to realize you were an equal. How they did it isn't my concern, that's on them. Do you really blame me for it? [[The inflection is a serious sounding question.]] I'm surprised.