prismatica | text; un: 7😆H!TA1

七尾太一 in english is "TAICHI NANAO"
So take the roman letters, then use the numbers for TA1 7O
Then add an exclamation point and sub the O for an emoji, then add an H so it's like screaming!
7😆H!TA1

:( What works then? Don't say be yourself because I've been trying that for years.

That sounds like too much work for a username. What's wrong with skaterboy or something?

Stupid. Why do you want to hit on somebody who wouldn't want to date you if you just did it as yourself? How do you think that'd work? Don't be so horny that you don't think.

I don't want that to be the only thing I'm known for! I skateboard but it's not who I want to be!

It's not that I'm horny [ how does he explain this

it's a little bit that he's horny but also he's lonely? he really wants a girlfriend.. he wants people to like him in general... ]

But people don't really go for shorties with 1 packs and nothing really remarkable.. I guess..? Hmm.. it's hard to explain. It's like, I know that I don't really stand out.

[ And the more responses to this post the more he feels like he's pretty sure he's just gonna eat junk food tonight to make himself feel better because this is turning out a disaster.. ]

Edited 2020-08-15 05:34 (UTC)

Then make it about what you want to be. How is anybody supposed to remember your u/n if they wan to send you a pm?

Don't use your height as an excuse. You're taller than me, and I have a fanclub. What do you think a good pick up line is going to do? Make you grow taller and get muscles?

I sign all my autographs that way, people should be able to get it!! I hope! It's my brand!!

No, but people like funny or charming! Also you may not be tall but you're built like an ethereal European ice prince.

So only the people who have your autograph are going to know?

I didn't say I wasn't tall! I just said you were taller.

[ Taichi, he has his manly pride, too. ]

It's not like I'm just built like anything. Between skating, ballet, and working out, I get hours of exercise in every day.

[ That does include some strength training, but a slender figure is part of his skating package so Yuri can't bulk up too much. ]

If you want to gain muscles, I'll let you work out with me.

Well eventually people will know my autograph! Once I'm popular. I'm pre-branding!

[ He's very optimistic. ]

How long do you work out each day?

[ He's not an athlete so like.. he got other stuff to do but maybe if he has a certain session.. ]

Won't you get more popular if people can remember your handle?

It's different every day, but you're not going to be skating or doing ballet. That's not going to build your arm muscle. I do gym workouts every other day and ballet three times a week.

It was wanwan before and people made fun of it. I can't just have it be my name! It's similar to my Instablam anyway. Ah- that's my world's version of Prismagram.

So gym workouts every other day? for like an hour or..?

Instagram.

[ He's not correcting Taichi. Instead, he's letting him know his world's version. It seems like they all dance around a common theme. ]

An hour. I do it before I skate.

[ So, it's not likely it'll go over very much. ]

But if you just worry about muscles, you'll be one of those musclehead idiots.

It's like it evolved... Instablam > Instagram > Prismagram.

Is musclehead idiot better or worse than dumb dog?

Instable sounds like an Instagram for horses.

[ Which Yuri wouldn't hate. ]

Not having pride and letting people call you a dumb dog's worse than both. At least with the muscles you can punch them in the face when they say it. But you still don't want to date anybody who thinks you're either of them.

Edited 2020-08-16 00:14 (UTC)

That would be so cute. I want to look at horsefies. Hoofies?

Omg I could never punch Yuki-chan in the face! He's just one of those grumpy people who has names for everyone. Most people just call me one or the other. It doesn't bother me that much, I'm going to be who I am no matter what. But I'd at least be hot while it happened if I had muscles! ‎💪

The horse can't just take the pictures. It wouldn't be any kind of fie.

[ Obviously, Taichi. ]

Doesn't bother you? You're on here asking how to be cooler because you think you're too lame to get a date. That sure as hell sounds pretty bothered.

But what if they could though?!

Yeah but not about that. I don't mind if people call me a puppy as long as they aren't really trying to put me down or being weird about it! I can be myself and be cool at the same time, it just takes a lot of work to become popular.

That would just be weird. They'd need hands. Then, if you were riding a horse, they'd be using their hands to move.

[ Yuri can't relate. He hates being called Kitten. JJ. ]

You're the one who said not to say 'be yourself' when talking about pick up lines! Make up your mind. If you're going to have confidence, stick to it.

Apps have face recognition and stuff! Maybe we could hook them up with a gopro on a selfie stick and they can wink when they want a picture...?

This and that are different things! I already know I'm dumb, I'm not trying to pick up the people who call me that.

That sounds like too much work. Instead of trying to make it a horsefie, just put a camera on them like they did with the cats.

You say it's different, but you're not making sense! You can't be confident and then say being yourself isn't a way to pick up somebody!

Maybe you're really bad at the approach. What are you doing now?

Is it really Instablam for horses then?

[ ~~watch him~~ He knows what Yuri says makes sense in some ways but.. ]

I'm confident I'm aware it hasn't worked so far!

Well, the last time I tried I folded a napkin into an origami rose and said she deserved something nice! Then said I didn't have time to get real flowers before her shift was over, so if she gave me her number I would definitely meet up to give her real ones! Except she was actually a dude in a dress and he said he wasn't interested...

[ Taichi doesn't think he really would've.. minded all that much either way. It was a rejection before he even figured out he was a he though.. ]

They're not going to ban horses from using the same thing we use. It might make people use it more.

That's corny as hell, but some saps buy into that.

[ Yuri, who is as experienced as Taichi with even less in regard to asking someone out, isn't an expert, but he can imagine hearing someone gabbing about how they received the request. ]

Maybe the guy just wasn't gay.

Who said anything about banning them!?

Maybe! But it's not like it was my first time trying total... ┐('～`;)┌ That was just an example of the last time I tried!

Also I don't think I'm gay either?

[ Taichi doesn't know what he is... He's never actively thought about it?????? ]

Nobody so they can just use the same programs we use.

If you're going to use an example of a time you hit on a guy that might not be gay when you're not gay yourself, of course I'm going to think that's going to be the problem. Why are you even counting that? If he's not going to be into guys, it's not going to matter what guy hits on him. If he accepted, then you'd be in a weird position of having to tell him you thought he was a girl.

How do you make that kind of mistake, anyway?

[ JJ might tease Yuri about it, but that's because JJ's an ass. ]

[ Taichi got confused at some point so now he's just going to leave it. He just wants the horses to take selfies and he's not sure why at this point. ]

It's about the method, the method! I'm just telling you because that's the most recent thing I tried! It's not like I would try the same thing with every single girl! That'd be weird!

He was really pretty! In a really cute dress at a cafe!

Then don't use such a bad example.

Go back once. When you asked somebody that might actually like boys.

[ If Taichi is into that kind of thing, Yuri's not going to comment on the crossdresing. ]

Well I don't have a better one, I thought that was pretty smooth. I was prepared to succeed for once!

I asked a girl in my class if she maybe thought I was cute and she asked me for Ban-chan's phone number.

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