text; un: 7😆H!TA1

[arf]

Yo! It's your favorite Taichi Nanao. (Formerly ~wanwan! I'm going for a cooler image!) I hope everyone's happy and healthy. It looks like Iris is starting. Good luck, Irises... there sure are so many cute people going around this time of the month.

I need a little help!

What are everyone's favorite pick-up lines? Giving or receiving. Let's hear them!

Comments

[firstsaderesponder]

try and you'll end up like hijikata-san

it sure was nice knowing him

[Hijikata-san is actually alive and well in Prisma, it's just fun pretending he's dead. Well, fun for Sougo.]

nah i meant you're trying too hard with your username. if anyone bullies you for that, call me

so i can join in

[(Actually no, Sougo would keep an eye on whoever bullies Taichi. He's too earnest and dumb!)]

[arf]

I wasn't going to, but!!
:D
If I could fix it, I'd be a tool. I can't, so not a tool!

Rest peacefully, Hijikata-san.

You're the only one bullying me. (￣□￣」)

[firstsaderesponder]

you'd still be a tool either way. a different kind of tool, but still a tool

nah he shouldn't rest peacefully, that's too good for him

looks like a lot of people don't like your weird username, tho

[He's going to count others' confusion as "bullying".]

[arf]

..Do you want him to become a ghost and haunt you?

[ Isn't that the opposite of resting peacefully... He thought Sougo was a S not a M. ]

Yeah... I kind of wish it wasn't like that, that's my actual signature. Haha, it kind of sucks that no one likes it.

[ Well, at least Sougo can enjoy the fact that Taichi is dying inside that no one likes how he signs like, literally everything... ]

[firstsaderesponder]

if he became a ghost he'd be too scared of himself to do anything

[Hijikata-san, that WIMP. Sougo's personal feelings aside, Hijikata is incredibly afraid of ghosts, though.]

so someone literally forces your hand to sign like that? weird but i guess if you're into that

[Can't this dude literally change it like he changed his username?]

[arf]

I'd be pretty scared if I was a ghost too... scary...

[ Says the boy who ends up possessed by a spirit.. well, he doesn't know about that yet. Sougo can't see him shudder. Horror is scary, you know? ]

No, but it's how I always sign! It's part of my identity, like my red hair!

[ u_u So he wants people to like him for it.. he put so much work into it! ]

[firstsaderesponder]

don't look behind you!

[That's some good information to know. Even if this trick is much less effective over text than it is in person.]

so if anyone signs anything as 7😆H!TA1 they're gonna know it's you?

[More good information to know, the gears are turning...although it physically hurt him to copy and paste that.]

[arf]

There's nothing there!! („ಡωಡ„)

Yeah, though it looks different in handwriting!

[firstsaderesponder]

are you sure

i don't think it'll look any less dumb in handwriting tho

[arf]

It's gonna be a signature people are going to pay money for one day!

[firstsaderesponder]

i see. a signature for the kid who got killed by a ghost in his apartment

[arf]

Why are ghosts coming after me now!?

[firstsaderesponder]

your signature pisses off the undead

[arf]

Ghosts are all old, they can't read my signature!

[firstsaderesponder]

are you saying ghosts can't read. that's really mean to ghosts, what if that pisses them off

[arf]

Ghost died before emojis were invented! I'm sure they can read fine!

[firstsaderesponder]

so no one who died recently can become a ghost? that's ghostist

[arf]

I've seen movies! It's always people who died in the 90's and earlier! Before we were born!

[firstsaderesponder]

[Taichi, he's from a bizarro version of the 1860s.]

you haven't seen any recent ghost movies huh

maybe we should fix that

[arf]

[ Taichi doesn't really have a full grasp on time travel, okay. ]

Are you asking if I want to go to the theaters?
Because the answer is yes, your treat! (⌒▽⌒)☆

[firstsaderesponder]

no i'm just saying you should watch a ghost movie

are you really that short on chroma that you can't afford to go to the movies? that's sad, taichi-kun. maybe you need to manage your money better

[arf]

Come watch one with me then!

[ He's now more determined to just watch a movie with Sougo. ]

I'm only 16, I don't have to be good at managing my money yet! But it's your treat because you want to see the movie!

[firstsaderesponder]

you really wanna watch a ghost movie, huh

i'm down to watch it during my shift

[How Konoka hasn't fired him yet is a mystery. Still, it's not the movie that Sougo is interested in...it's seeing Taichi freak out.]

[arf]

Let's do it! [ Taichi is getting to watch a movie with a friend, he considers himself winning here. ]

Eh? At work? I'm going to your work?

[ tbh the movie is not the thing most likely to freak taichi out at his place of work ]

sorry for all the late

[firstsaderesponder]

yeah i got nothing else to do

[Well, maybe you actually work, Sougo. But between being creepy to customers and moving around stock, what else is there for him to do but slack off?]

anyways i work at love bites

[They could watch it in the studio with all the bondage gear!]