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[bolderfell]

What's the deal with tomatoes. They're just messy fruit full of water.

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[casaposa]

Because you don't know what you're doing. You're flying blind with no skill and it shows.

I'll show you how to cook it.

[bolderfell]

I don't need someone to come cook me a tomato.

[casaposa]

Right. Because you've got the technique down pat, do you?

[Goddamn Therion. He didn't ask to be in tomato hell, but now he's gotta prove some kinda point.]

If you practice, it will get easier and it will taste better.

[bolderfell]

Or I'll stick to what I already know.

[Does he mean he can cook other things? Possibly. On the other hand, we can all rest assured he's an expert at shoplifting sandwiches and snacks from the Mondo Marts.]

Aren't you a little young to be so patronizing?

[casaposa]

[This guy somehow manages to hit every single one of his buttons.]

Aren't you a little too old to be such a brat?

1/2

[bolderfell]

Hasn't killed me yet, so I guess not.

private; UN: T.leaf

[bolderfell]

[And then, uncharacteristically, he switches from anonymity to privacy.]

You know you don't need to take care of me. I am an adult, I've been looking after myself longer than you have.

There are actual children stuck here that could use your...whatever you want to call it. Nosy do-gooding.

[casaposa]

Don't mistake this for pity. I know you aren't a child.

But if you're going to judge it, then do it properly. Make it correctly and then decide whether you dislike it or not.

It's of no consequence to me what you decide to eat.

[He's just OFFENDED at THIS abomination.]

[bolderfell]

[S i g h.]

Fine. Someone gave me actual instructions for how to make a soup, so I guess I'll try that next time. If my pot's still usable.

[casaposa]

I wasn't cooking for you that day. Writing down such a simple recipe wasn't my priority.

Your pot will be fine. It can be salvaged with some work.

[bolderfell]

That's fine, too. No one here's a stranger to that.

Good luck with your weird friend below.

[casaposa]

That fool's not my friend.
He's just irritating scum I have to deal with.
That's all.

[bolderfell]

He's got something over you?