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[bolderfell]

What's the deal with tomatoes. They're just messy fruit full of water.

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[speakerstone]

What

There's just...cats

Loose cats???

Wouldn't they climb up on the counter and knock over the beverages

How many cats

[bolderfell]

The one I know has space for 18.

1/2

[speakerstone]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

2/2

[speakerstone]

THAT'S SO MANY oh my god

Honestly, what an achievement!

Think we can't put 18 rowdy cats in a small space and still run a functioning business? Think again, naysayers!

[bolderfell]

[Pfft. Well, he wouldn't normally share this, since it leads to where he 'works,' but she just seems so enthused. Where's the harm?]

Read more about it if you want. Just touch the gobbledygook I'm about to write that turns blue.

[Or whatever color Sypha's browser turns hyperlinks.]

[speakerstone]

This is amazing. So many. I'm in awe.

Do you happen to work there, or are you just a fan?

[bolderfell]

[He takes a good, long minute to decide how to reply. Only once he's determined that one someone in particular has no reason to come after the anonymous tomato-hater he's been talking to, he admits:]

I work there. Wouldn't otherwise have paid much attention to the place.

[speakerstone]

Well, you might just see me there one day.

Not by myself. I just want to see the look on a grumpy so-and-so's face when he walks into a room with eighteen cats. 🐈

[bolderfell]

Ha. As long as patrons order something and pay for it, they can come in as grumpy as they want.