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[grilletto]

okay so i have some questions for the general public
which is you guys

first: if you sent someone to jail on their birthday but they probably forgave you should you be worried that they or a family member is gonna
i don't know
come after you
or something like that
not that it happened
but hypothetically i guess

second: anyone have any thoughts on being called "puppy"?
is it a compliment?
an insult?
i kind of need some outside opinions here

uhhh
yeah that's it
thanks

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[getstoned]

we have, i honestly thought that would be the tip off

but i guess not

[grilletto]

okay uh
do we kiss a lot then?
i mean...i don't kiss that many people but most of them that i do kiss
don't speak italian
so
i mean

[getstoned]

i mean, tbf you've never asked if i *could* speak italian. you've just assumed that i don't.

that is to say, yeah, we kiss a lot

[grilletto]

why are you trying to freak me the fuck out then?????

[getstoned]

why wouldn't i?

Sei un dono

[grilletto]

yeah i know i am
that's why you should treasure me

[getstoned]

i do, but evidently you don't like being called puppy

[grilletto]

yeah i told you that already!
it's not like it news??
i mean
you could call me something COOL you know?

[getstoned]

Tesoro mio

[grilletto]

why the fuck didn't you tell me you spoke italian?

[getstoned]

because you just assumed that i didn't???

i mean, when i first met caesar i was flirting with him in italian so

[grilletto]

what the hell
why didn't you ever flirt with me in italian???

[getstoned]

because you didn't give me a chance when we first met or for a long time after that

so it seemed kind of pointless because you didn't seem interested

[grilletto]

didn't i tell you i thought you were scary hot??
of course i was???

[getstoned]

that came like so long after the fact iirc

but like are you trying to say you want me to flirt with you in italian?

[grilletto]

...maybe?

[getstoned]

look who's trying to be cool about it now

if you're not honest i just won't do it

[grilletto]

YES!!!

[getstoned]

Sono pazzo di te e non riesco a toglierti dalla testa.

[grilletto]

holy shit

[getstoned]

next time we're together i'll give you more

[grilletto]

yes
please
holy shit

[getstoned]

you should also definitely ask me out on a proper date sometime too

[grilletto]

oh uh
yeah
okay

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