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[grilletto]

okay so i have some questions for the general public
which is you guys

first: if you sent someone to jail on their birthday but they probably forgave you should you be worried that they or a family member is gonna
i don't know
come after you
or something like that
not that it happened
but hypothetically i guess

second: anyone have any thoughts on being called "puppy"?
is it a compliment?
an insult?
i kind of need some outside opinions here

uhhh
yeah that's it
thanks

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[machizumo]

Just how small and adorable are you anyways?
That's where both of these conversation trails is leading.

[grilletto]

hey i'm not small or adorable
i'm a decent sized guy but her dad is like a fucking mountain??
179cm isn't anything to complain about for height
but he's at least 194 or something like damn
what the fuck?
what did he do to get that big?
not trying to sound vain or anything
but i'm pretty sure i'm hot and not adorable

[machizumo]

Ah well 194 isn't too bad. I'm almost as tall as that. It's not freakish or anything you know.
So we could take him!

You'll have to take a survey about whether your hot or adorable but I guess you aren't particularly short or nothing. Good for you man!

[grilletto]

yeah but are you built like a mountain?
because trust me
he's built like a fucking mountain

and honestly at this rate
i'm pretty sure i don't want to take any more surveys
i don't think the answers are really gonna go in my favour