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[grilletto]

okay so i have some questions for the general public
which is you guys

first: if you sent someone to jail on their birthday but they probably forgave you should you be worried that they or a family member is gonna
i don't know
come after you
or something like that
not that it happened
but hypothetically i guess

second: anyone have any thoughts on being called "puppy"?
is it a compliment?
an insult?
i kind of need some outside opinions here

uhhh
yeah that's it
thanks

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[grilletto]

hey i'm not saying that i want it to be romantic
probably not with her
which isn't to say that i wouldn't date her
but she's a lot tougher than a girl in a romcom
you do have a point though
best of both worlds
but wolves can be both, right?
it'd probably be easier to be smooth without shitty little dog ears

[vanity]

i do certainly sympathize with you in that these strange animal parts are undesirable, but! i do think of all the possible features you could have, dog ears aren't the worst to be saddled with.

oh, though. it would help if i knew what kind of dog ears. there's such a difference between a golden retriever and a german shepherd in this case.

[grilletto]

shit i don't know what kind of ears they are
they're just
pointy little dog ears
and i mean little not like little compared to the size of my head
but little as in why the fuck do i have little ears and a little tail
they aren't even fluffy or anything!

[ he doesn't have any feelings on this at all ]

[vanity]

oh, what a disappointment. prettier ears could be something to work with.

is the tail at least better than the ears? fluffy? curly?

[grilletto]

neither one
just a plain tail
straight with fur
that's it
i really got screwed on cool features