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[halforc]

Hi, ah.

[ Awkward fingergun for you, network. ]

Quick question, the reason for it will sound obvious given recent events. [ ie: that giantass flood that ruined everyone's homes. ] Does anybody here own any of the ships docked in the port about a ten minute walk above the Crystal Beach? Specifically, the large galleon. I know a few are owned by companies and the other dock is strictly for Lunar Knights, but I'm looking to make a purchase or strike a deal for that ship in particular.

I'm Fjord. Thanks ... for your time.

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[ragingnature]

[ There's a soft whine from her end. ]

I, erm, wore him out.

[halforc]

[ This is Fjord trying to keep a straight face. ]

[ragingnature]

[ Again she's glad she's hiding behind audio. He can't see that she's practically glowing like a nightlight. ]

I feel a little bad about it.

[halforc]

Hey, no, he knows exactly what he signed up for. [ Fjord turns a chuckle into clearing his throat. ] You can always tell him I'm free if he's not up to the job, maybe that'll get his attention.

[ragingnature]

[ There's a soft, slightly uncomfortable laugh. ]

Given he's very against sharing that might get some energy out of him. [ But probably not enough to deal with her right now. ]

[halforc]

Very against sharing? When you're like this?

[ Opinion of Hades? Wavering. ]

No offence, you sound terrible.

[ragingnature]

He said he could forgive if something happens but I don't want to upset him.

It's fine. I just have to keep myself in the apartment and avoid Eros.

[halforc]

Why, what's the Eros guy going through?

[ Now he's just morbidly interested in the dynamics of another household, his own is so well-mediated. ]

[ragingnature]

He's Sanguis and it's a small apartment. [ Need she say more? ]

[halforc]

... Boy, do I relate to that.

[ragingnature]

It was bad enough when I also Sanguis.

[halforc]

Fish is kind of the same lately, especially since the house is wrecked and we haven't got a home to stay in. It's stressful after the flood, I'm not surprised people are suffering stressful moons more than the norm.

[ragingnature]

Except it wouldn't even be my moon if not for Tempeste doing her thing! I could have waited until the normal Iris Moon and been fine.

Hopefully fine. Gosh, I really hope Iris isn't actually this bad the entire time.

[halforc]

I'm ... sure it'll be fine. Probably? Give Hades a good kick.

[ragingnature]

He's had a day to rest. Hopefully, he recovered enough. [ She lets out a soft laugh. ]

[halforc]

No one's dick needs a whole day to rest!

[ LOLWAT. ]

[ragingnature]

It might if, erm, it's had a whole day of not resting. [ Okay, maybe not exactly the whole day but close enough. ]

[halforc]

[ NOT LETTING THIS GOOO. ]

Isn't he a god? Doesn't he have some kind of divine stamina wheel that never runs out?

[ragingnature]

We, um, we don't really work like that. We have to rest at some point.

[halforc]

[ Now he's doing some serious thinking. ]

I wonder if the Wildmother is ever anything but a giant face in the sky ... Maybe takes a day off and reads on her couch of ... weeds.

[ragingnature]

I don't know.

But, um, why a couch of weeds?

[halforc]

Well, she's green and very flowery which makes sense because she is nature, so she's always attached to it in my head in some way. Weeds are comfy, better than grass. I don't know what flowers she'd nap on ...

Or maybe she sleeps in the water of the sea.

[ragingnature]

Grass can be plenty comfy. I would think moss though, it can be nice and soft as long as you don't let it dry out.

But maybe she does sleep in the water, you did say she was an all around nature goddess rather than beholden to single aspect of nature.

[halforc]

Yeah, she's everywhere, it's a little mindblowing to think about.

... Can a God of Death kill his own dick? Or bring it back to life if he did?

[ JUST VOICING THE THOUGHTS AS THEY COME. ]

[ragingnature]

[ She lets out a choking noise followed by a few coughs. ]

First off, why?

Second, he's not a God of Death, he's God of the Dead. There's a difference.

Third...he can't bring the dead back to life. That's not...that's not something any of us can do.