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[depthsofdespair]

I want to know more about the worlds that everyone left behind.

Like what countries there are, what they look like, what's different from here. It's such a waste of opportunity not to learn about other worlds, you know? As long as I'm going to be stuck here, I'd like to stretch my imagination and learn something new.

I, for one, just came from Japan. Yokohama City, to be exact. I wouldn't be surprised if more of you are from Yokohama... Oh~ But imagine if we're all from alternate Yokohama Cities. That would be interesting as well.

Anyway~. Tell me about your homes, please. And where are my manners? My name is Lucy Montgomery. A pleasure.

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[depthsofdespair]

[Excuse you--]

TWIZZLERS? They're called BRAIDS, you piece of work! And they're not just charming, they're CUTE!

And I'm CANADIAN, I'll have you know!

[hot_handed]

The only cute thing about them is they distract from your stupid angry face!

Canada-

You ever hunt moose?

[depthsofdespair]

[That almost hurts. Lucy knows she doesn't have a very nice face. Her braces don't help.

But she's too angry to indulge in that pain right now. Maybe later.]

NO! We don't HUNT MOOSE! Do you even know what a moose is? You don't mess with them!

[hot_handed]

[Her face is fine, maybe even cute (shut up), but he's gotta be mean.]

I'll mess with them. I'LL KILL THEM ALL!!! They strong or some shit?

[depthsofdespair]

What? NO! You're not messing with them OR killing them! What is your problem? Do you want to die?

[hot_handed]

Stop fucking whining. I thought they were animals, not dragons. Don't they drink syrup?

[depthsofdespair]

Are you actually this stupid, or are you just trying to piss me off? Because it's working, Pomeranian. And I am not teaching you how to kill moose.

[hot_handed]

P-

Pom-

POMERANIAN?!?! I'LL KILL YOU, TWIZZLERS!!! I AIN'T- YOU WANNA GO?!

[depthsofdespair]

You’re yappy, have a fluffy head, and are kinda dumb. Sounds like a Pomeranian to me.

[Doesn’t actually think dogs are dumb, but for the sake of this argument she’ll lie.]

And no, I don’t feel like being killed by you. I have dignity, thanks!

[hot_handed]

THAT SOUNDS MORE LIKE YOU!!!

Oh yeah? Since when?