it's cordis! but also like... late night (un: han_dy)

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hey so is there like a mermaid transport service in lunatia
as in, someone to help deliver moonblessed to the beach
or something
like this has to be a common problem, right?

my boyfriend suddenly turned into an orca and he's like 2 and a half meters long
he is SO heavy
there's no way in hell I can get him to the beach
help?
ideas? suggestions?
i will take any and all advice

oh by the way, i'm new here my name is han do-yoon

also accepting advice for how mermaids work
he smells really good
is that weird?

pls help

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it's fine i keep forgetting people here aren't technically speaking my language

[ it just sounds like it? it's weird ]

the problem is moving him from our apartment to the car
he's really heavy
and he definitely wouldn't fit in a car
2.5 meters is like... 7 feet? 8 feet?
i would need a truck

[allegedprisoner]

We're not? I didn't realize that!

[ Ah, the wonders of future technology. ]

How far up is your apartment?

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yeah my english isn't that good

i'm not gonna throw him off the balcony or anything
besides i can't physically lift him
do you know how much orcas weigh?
a lot

[allegedprisoner]

You seem to be writing it pretty well, I think.

I never suggested throwing him off the balcony! Perhaps a pulley system would be more efficient?

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it's korean to me
keep up, dude
this thing translates everyone's languages

i just don't want to risk dropping him
plus a pulley is kind of...
i don't want to hang him from anything
it'd be bad

[ hanging things.... not his fave ]

[allegedprisoner]

Ah, right. That's interesting.

[ Hey, he's doing his best! ]

Alright then, do you know anyone who could help you carry him out of the apartment and down the stairs? Or to the elevator, if you'd prefer that?

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kinda seems like the centaur lady is my best bet
if she can make it up the stairs we can probably fit him in the elevator
maybe...

[allegedprisoner]

[ Centaur lady, centaur lady... Last time he spoke to a centaur was... OH! ]

That sounds like a plan! Glad you found someone who can help you out.