it's cordis! but also like... late night (un: han_dy)

[showended]

hey so is there like a mermaid transport service in lunatia
as in, someone to help deliver moonblessed to the beach
or something
like this has to be a common problem, right?

my boyfriend suddenly turned into an orca and he's like 2 and a half meters long
he is SO heavy
there's no way in hell I can get him to the beach
help?
ideas? suggestions?
i will take any and all advice

oh by the way, i'm new here my name is han do-yoon

also accepting advice for how mermaids work
he smells really good
is that weird?

pls help

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text | un: konoha

[lumberlady]

greetings new person HAN DO-YOON.
i 's name is KONOHA. none new person, i has been in LUNATIA over one year time.

i no know what is orca... but is sounding much large.
two and half of one meter long... but how heavy is heavy?

[showended]

hi

orcas are like whales
technically really big dolphins ig
some people call them killer whales
i would say probably as heavy as a car
no offense to him obviously
i couldn't lift him no matter what i tried

[lumberlady]

i hear of WHALE.
is much big fish creature yes? yes...
whale is killing man who hunt them but i no know is name...

how heavy is CAR?

i can carry weight of... i am guessing three or four man on back. if is pulling, then four cedar log weight is possible.

[showended]

no they don't kill people
they're not sharks
they just eat really big fish
they might eat sharks?
i'm not an expert
he wouldn't hurt anybody

uhhh like 1000 kg?
actually he's probably lighter than that
300kg? idk

hmmmmm well
probably not on your back but maybe if we got a cart

wait.
how would you carry him on your back that seems like a bad idea
did i mention that he's tall?
or long ig

Text, UN: L-B-

[allegedprisoner]

Good evening, Mr.Do-Yoon.

[ It is way too late for any sensible being to be up, but... Yeah. ]

As I happen to live with someone affected by Cordis, I can say that the scent is a normal trait at this time of the month. However, I've never seen anyone turn completely into a sea creature before.

I'd suggest transporting him by cart. Or whatever the equivalent of that is around here.

[showended]

han is my family name so it's mr. han if u wanna be specific

[ he needs to realize there aren't many s.koreans here... ]

he's half orca
i need mermaid transport
merman? ig

has no one seriously made a business with this?
i thought people turning into animals was normal around here

[allegedprisoner]

My apologies, I didn't realize you put your surname first.

[ Likewise, he hasn't met many S. Koreans before. ]

It is, but I'm pretty sure people usually keep their legs? I could be wrong. Maybe you could call a cab?

[showended]

it's fine i keep forgetting people here aren't technically speaking my language

[ it just sounds like it? it's weird ]

the problem is moving him from our apartment to the car
he's really heavy
and he definitely wouldn't fit in a car
2.5 meters is like... 7 feet? 8 feet?
i would need a truck

un: seer

[profecia]

Mermaid transport service...?
I haven't heard of any, but I wouldn't be surprised if it exists.
There are all kinds of Moonblessed here, so I'm sure you can find someone who could help. Have you tried looking it up online?
Is your boyfriend doing well, though? Does he need water?
Have you tried dragging him into a bathtub???

( he's so worried now..?? )

Oh, and welcome, Mr. Han!
I'm Eli Clark, your humble Seer. It's a pleasure to meet you.

( even if it's like, super late? )

[showended]

it should, right?
i couldn't find anything when i looked but i'll give it another shot

he's alright
we got him into the tub
his tail's too long tho, so it's not a long-term fix

but thanks, mr clark
nice to meet u too

[ It's fine, sleep is for later... when you don't wake up screaming about moonblessings ]

[profecia]

I will help you look as well. What exactly have you been searching for?

( actually, now that he thinks about it... )

If you don't mind me asking, when did he suddenly turn into an orca?
It's only a guess, but it's possible he's under the influence of the blue moon, making him a Cordis. Like me, though I don't have any orca features.
You might have better results if you specifically look for Cordis-only transportation, or something of the kind.

[showended]

well like 90% of the search results for "merman" are porn
and "mermaid transport" didn't help either
maybe marine mammal transport...?
i feel really bad for him i don't want him to have to live in there for days

it's bcuz of cordis, i figured out that much
i was sanguis so my ears went away around the same time as this happened to him
cordis transportation...
u would think there'd be something, right?

un: WISDOM

[glossophobia]

I had no idea that was one of the changes you could have for Cordis. My boyfriend just becomes a fox.

I also don't think orcas or ocean mammals have smells? I mean aside from like the ocean and I don't know, being fishy?? But it's probably just pheromones.

[showended]

it's a kind of dolphin apparently

oh ok that makes sense
he usually smells pretty good but this is like
hm
i'm not gonna get into it

so cordis pheromones, huh?
your boyfriend is cordis too?

[glossophobia]

[ Well at least he's prepared if Sasara ever becomes a dolphin or an orca whale... please don't, Sasara. ]

??

I'll ignore that part then. But pheromones tend to have good scents associated to them. Cordis attract people like that. They also have big appetites and need to moonlace a lot because they lose chroma easily.

That's what I know about Cordis because of my boyfriend, yes. On the one hand I tolerate him more easily, and yet somehow, he still becomes more annoying. I cook for him a lot so he doesn't go out and get himself take out all the time because of how hungry he gets.

At least if you're a giant orca you can't do that.

[showended]

[ He cannot be horny on main, he still has standards. ]

gotcha
lots of moonlacing then
that shouldn't be so bad
guess i better get swim trunks

i mean gyu-hyuk is super tolerable as a rule so that's not gonna be a problem

damn is he gonna have to like?? hunt? for fish...?
i hadn't thought of that
we have a ton of food in our place cause he stress-cooks
guess i'm buying a cooler too

text; un: reallifemoogle

[pentameld]

Could cart him in one of those new-fangled vehicles?
Pick-up car? Something like that.
Just toss him in the back and dump him in the beach.

As for the smell, did you try soap?

[showended]

he's too big for a pickup truck
i guess if he curled up maybe
but this is my boyfriend we're talking about, you know??
i'm not gonna throw him in the backseat like a bag of groceries

it's not that kind of smell
i don't need it to stop it's apparently a cordis thing

[pentameld]

What about one of the ones with 18-wheels?
He's got to fit in one of those.
Might even be able to fit in some cushy pillows for him
make the back of it all nice.

Oh you mean the breeding kind of scent.
No stopping that.
Even miqo'te have that.

text | un: kingjj

[kingfuckboy]

oh man that sounds rough
i didn't know you could become an orca
my bf is cordis

he hasn't become an orca yet

can like
you and a lot of other guys

uh

roll him...
to the ocean... or something??

[showended]

it's a kind of dolphin i think

cats seem to be more common?

it
it's honestly looking more and more likely

i'm thinkin maybe like a cart?
we have a centaur on the way who might be able to

man this place is weird as hell

[kingfuckboy]

i've never met anyone who became a dolphin
that's crazy

sounds like a pain
but it might be the only option
unfortunately it's not triple moon like
you could get a few sanguis guys since we're extra strong
it'd be really easy

how big is he??

is he like a mini person sized one?

do we need like a truck or something?

text; un: professeur

[sycamour]

[Oh, now that's a familiar name...]

Hello Do-yoon! It sounds like you're having some trouble with your partner...?

['Boyfriend' is still such a weird term for him...but then, to be fair, Do-yoon and his partner are likely far younger than him and Lysandre.]

[showended]

hey
let me guess... sycamore?

yeah
i mean the trouble isn't his fault obviously
but he woke up with some pretty wild changes

[sycamour]

Haha, sorry! I completely forget to mention who was contacting you, didn't I? But you're right, it's Sycamore! Call me the absent-minded professor.

[Anyway, as for the rest of that message-]

I just did a search on what an 'orca' is, and it was certainly a surprise! I do hope your partner hasn't transformed completely...?