it's cordis! but also like... late night (un: han_dy)

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hey so is there like a mermaid transport service in lunatia
as in, someone to help deliver moonblessed to the beach
or something
like this has to be a common problem, right?

my boyfriend suddenly turned into an orca and he's like 2 and a half meters long
he is SO heavy
there's no way in hell I can get him to the beach
help?
ideas? suggestions?
i will take any and all advice

oh by the way, i'm new here my name is han do-yoon

also accepting advice for how mermaids work
he smells really good
is that weird?

pls help

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[sycamour]

Haha, sorry! I completely forget to mention who was contacting you, didn't I? But you're right, it's Sycamore! Call me the absent-minded professor.

[Anyway, as for the rest of that message-]

I just did a search on what an 'orca' is, and it was certainly a surprise! I do hope your partner hasn't transformed completely...?

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it's cool i haven't met any other french people so your username narrowed it down

no, he's half orca
like a merman
but he's a bigger guy normally so the tail added like a meter to his height

[sycamour]

An extra metre to his height? Oh dear, that doesn't sound good...is he desperate to get to the beach?

[He...he can breathe, right...?]

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his tail is sticking out of our tub right now
i'm spritzing him with water but it's not really a long-term solution
i think being dry is probably bad for orcas? idk
but at least he can breathe
it would suck if he was a fish

[ do... pokemon have mammals? they all lay eggs? WHAT ARE POKEMON.. ]