it's cordis! but also like... late night (un: han_dy)

[showended]

hey so is there like a mermaid transport service in lunatia
as in, someone to help deliver moonblessed to the beach
or something
like this has to be a common problem, right?

my boyfriend suddenly turned into an orca and he's like 2 and a half meters long
he is SO heavy
there's no way in hell I can get him to the beach
help?
ideas? suggestions?
i will take any and all advice

oh by the way, i'm new here my name is han do-yoon

also accepting advice for how mermaids work
he smells really good
is that weird?

pls help

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text | un: konoha

[lumberlady]

greetings new person HAN DO-YOON.
i 's name is KONOHA. none new person, i has been in LUNATIA over one year time.

i no know what is orca... but is sounding much large.
two and half of one meter long... but how heavy is heavy?

Text, UN: L-B-

[allegedprisoner]

Good evening, Mr.Do-Yoon.

[ It is way too late for any sensible being to be up, but... Yeah. ]

As I happen to live with someone affected by Cordis, I can say that the scent is a normal trait at this time of the month. However, I've never seen anyone turn completely into a sea creature before.

I'd suggest transporting him by cart. Or whatever the equivalent of that is around here.

un: seer

[profecia]

Mermaid transport service...?
I haven't heard of any, but I wouldn't be surprised if it exists.
There are all kinds of Moonblessed here, so I'm sure you can find someone who could help. Have you tried looking it up online?
Is your boyfriend doing well, though? Does he need water?
Have you tried dragging him into a bathtub???

( he's so worried now..?? )

Oh, and welcome, Mr. Han!
I'm Eli Clark, your humble Seer. It's a pleasure to meet you.

( even if it's like, super late? )

un: WISDOM

[glossophobia]

I had no idea that was one of the changes you could have for Cordis. My boyfriend just becomes a fox.

I also don't think orcas or ocean mammals have smells? I mean aside from like the ocean and I don't know, being fishy?? But it's probably just pheromones.

text; un: reallifemoogle

[pentameld]

Could cart him in one of those new-fangled vehicles?
Pick-up car? Something like that.
Just toss him in the back and dump him in the beach.

As for the smell, did you try soap?

text | un: kingjj

[kingfuckboy]

oh man that sounds rough
i didn't know you could become an orca
my bf is cordis

he hasn't become an orca yet

can like
you and a lot of other guys

uh

roll him...
to the ocean... or something??

text; un: professeur

[sycamour]

[Oh, now that's a familiar name...]

Hello Do-yoon! It sounds like you're having some trouble with your partner...?

['Boyfriend' is still such a weird term for him...but then, to be fair, Do-yoon and his partner are likely far younger than him and Lysandre.]