it's cordis! but also like... late night (un: han_dy)

[showended]

hey so is there like a mermaid transport service in lunatia
as in, someone to help deliver moonblessed to the beach
or something
like this has to be a common problem, right?

my boyfriend suddenly turned into an orca and he's like 2 and a half meters long
he is SO heavy
there's no way in hell I can get him to the beach
help?
ideas? suggestions?
i will take any and all advice

oh by the way, i'm new here my name is han do-yoon

also accepting advice for how mermaids work
he smells really good
is that weird?

pls help

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[lumberlady]

PHATER...
i no know this one.
but i no understand why sending death wish to other person is fun...
i know future world people have no need to do long labor job like farm, because have so much technology... but they have time to do so many INTERNET thing?
the TROLL person?

possible it is best i 's world has no INTERNET...

i love food muchly, so if you have i will accept!

[showended]

i don't get it either
people are messed up
but yeah i assume it's people who don't have anything better to do
they treat people like crap without thinking about how it feels to be on the receiving end
it's messed up

after some of the stuff i've been through, i think so too

great
he does a lot of stress cooking
our fridge is always full

[lumberlady]

here you have no need
?
less need?
to worry about this i think... is good thing?
LUNATIA has no PHATER...

cannot be popular on INTERNET here? maybe.

stress is no good but cooking is much good...
i should not intrude so much, however
stomachs is two, so appetite is high without CORDIS moon help.
if was CORDIS
i is not.

[showended]

yeah i'm really glad it doesn't exist here
probably the best part of being stuck here
after the fact that i'm not... where i was before

i think i'd like to be not-popular for a while

yeah that's his thinking too
i worry about him, he's always cooking...
we should have plenty of food to give you
even if you have two stomachs
then again he's apparently cordis so maybe i should check on him and make sure he's eating
cordis need a lot of chroma, right?

[lumberlady]

world you come from is no good for you?
not just INTERNET reason?

yes CORDIS need much chroma and food
so no worry please keep food for CORDIS time
when is not then i gladly share!

[showended]

it's hard to say
some would call it the price of being famous

i was on a program that was watched by millions of people
people who watch these shows get invested and start seeing us like characters instead of people
it doesn't help that our roles were already created for us, we didn't act like ourselves when it was for the cameras
anyway we had a lot of fans
not all of them good
i always thought of it as part of the price
but some other stuff happened and
i don't think i could go back to that show
for a lot of reasons

ok i'll make sure he makes u some
he'll probably like that a lot, actually

[lumberlady]

you is famous person?
like stage actor? or singing person?

thank you
this is enough for i

[showended]

i sing and make music, yeah

i'll send u food after cordis then

[lumberlady]

you must have nice voice.
what kind of song you is singing?

thank you!

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i sing mostly pop music now
but i used to sing rock and metal

konoha, right?
i'll message u when we have some
do u like kimchi?

[lumberlady]

is POP like
music they play in LUNATIA city?
group with many fox men?
“MY PRISMAGRAM GIRL”?

yes KONOHA. spell is 🌳🍃.
i no know what is KIMCHI?

[showended]

ah yeah
a little more modern
the music here is about 40 years behind mine

it's japanese, right?
kimchi is fermented cabbage
gyu-hyuk makes his mom's recipe
it takes a long time to make
that's why he does it when he can't sleep

[lumberlady]

more modern!
i laugh...
music here is possible 300 year modern to i... it make little sense, if i speak truth...
but pretty voice is pretty voice!

yes is from JAPAN!
i like cabbage!
KIMCHI sound much good.

[showended]

ohhh
ur like from the past huh
that explains a lot

yeah you can make it with any kind of vegetable
cabbage is kind of the best if u ask me
it's good with anything
i'll have him make u some after cordis for sure
show u what ur missing out on

[lumberlady]

yes
far past when you compare to other JAPAN people here...

i like muchly to try new food so
is exciting!

[showended]

interesting
i didn't know people could come here from different time periods
would have figured it was mostly like home

cool
maybe we can both make u something
since ur doing us both a favor here

[lumberlady]

yes this can happen.
i was much confused when i first arrive...

oh no both is too much!

[showended]

it must have been hard to adjust

it's fine we usually cook together
i mostly know how to cook meat tho

[lumberlady]

oh yes much difficult. but now is over one year so i do more well. i can use LIGHTBULB and RICE COOKER and LAUNDRY MACHINE.

meat is also tasting good!

[showended]

that's honestly super impressive

yeah!! i think so too
together we're not too bad

[lumberlady]

thank you!!! i try hard!

is good that one cooks vegetable and one cooks meat. balance.

[showended]

yeah!

we balance each other out pretty well

i guess now he's cordis and i'm sanguis so we've got that too

[lumberlady]

is CORDIS and SANGUIS good combination?

[showended]

i dunno yet
sanguis wasn't too bad
cordis is being kind of a pain so far but we can make it work

[lumberlady]

you experience TRIPLE MOON?