it's cordis! but also like... late night (un: han_dy)

[showended]

hey so is there like a mermaid transport service in lunatia
as in, someone to help deliver moonblessed to the beach
or something
like this has to be a common problem, right?

my boyfriend suddenly turned into an orca and he's like 2 and a half meters long
he is SO heavy
there's no way in hell I can get him to the beach
help?
ideas? suggestions?
i will take any and all advice

oh by the way, i'm new here my name is han do-yoon

also accepting advice for how mermaids work
he smells really good
is that weird?

pls help

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[lumberlady]

i hear of WHALE.
is much big fish creature yes? yes...
whale is killing man who hunt them but i no know is name...

how heavy is CAR?

i can carry weight of... i am guessing three or four man on back. if is pulling, then four cedar log weight is possible.

[showended]

no they don't kill people
they're not sharks
they just eat really big fish
they might eat sharks?
i'm not an expert
he wouldn't hurt anybody

uhhh like 1000 kg?
actually he's probably lighter than that
300kg? idk

hmmmmm well
probably not on your back but maybe if we got a cart

wait.
how would you carry him on your back that seems like a bad idea
did i mention that he's tall?
or long ig

[lumberlady]

no???
but i hear whale hunt is much dangerous, and man is dying...
whale no kill???

if 300kg then is possible i could be helpful?
i is about... 400kg?

you say is long but... he have arms yes? can hold on to i? no? tail is no curl?

[showended]

oh ur thinking of bigger whales
they probably die from damage to their ships
or actually idk?
i need to brush up on my whale facts

how are you 400kg
am i missing something here

he has arms
the tail is only a bit longer than the rest of him
he was able to drag himself mostly to the bathroom
he's very strong

[lumberlady]

oh no need to make you study
you probably know more than i already
i never even see sea in i 's world before
just hear story and see woodblock print...

i?
oh is text
i is jinba
JINBA?
👩🐎
all times, not MOONBLESSING.

then if can hold on back is possibly possible?
but pulling is more easy, is true...

[showended]

ohhh
yeah i guess u wouldn't know

👩🐎?
a person-horse?
or uh half-horse, half-person?

[ Half-horse and no moonblessing... this place has it all. ]

we can try it
at this point i feel bad for him
i don't want him to have to spend the next few days stuck on the floor

[lumberlady]

yes i is much empty headed.

"person" and "horse" is how to spell yes!
JINBA!
some here say CENTAUR. you know CENTAUR?

i understand. sometimes MOONBLESSING is discomfort.
if i can help then i try!

[showended]

hey don't say that
just because u haven't been to the beach doesn't mean ur stupid

[ you're gonna make him dere on the network, konoha..... ]

oh yeah
a centaur?
woah

[ I mean people say some weird stuff on the internet but no one would lie about weighing 400kg ]

please
we got him in the tub to keep him damp but that's as far as we got

[lumberlady]

oh no i is probably much dumb!
but is alright.
do not need to be smart person to have nice life!

yes i is like that!
like CENTAUR.

where is you and he?
i can go and we can see if idea will work!

[showended]

still!!
people say enough bad shit without you badmouthing yourself
ur offering to help me
ur not stupid

that explains the horsepower ig

[ is that technically a pun? ]

we live in lunatia
the level 2 apartments
i can send u our address, one sec

[ attached: one kpop idol's address, sent privately because he's at least smart enough for that. ]

[lumberlady]

people say bad thing about i?

[geez... she knew she didn't check the network a lot but, even new arrivals know about it??? what are they saying???]

i receive address!
i will go there as soon as possible.

[showended]

oh not about u
i just mean in general
people on the internet can be really awful
do you know what a troll is?
i got a lot of shit back home from randos who thought they knew me

[ konoha no...... ]

thank u!

[lumberlady]

not about i?
sorry i no understand.
INTERNET is THE GOOGLE? i hear about but i 's world has none.
no COMPUTER or PHONE or LIGHT BULB or CAR or technology thing.

apology for you having trouble on INTERNET though...

no need for thank you!
when i arrive, i receive much help from other MOONBLESSED
so i try to pass on favor.

[showended]

ohhh
google is a website
it's just one part
back home there's this site called Phater
where people post comments to current events
or they post pictures of themselves
or they send people death threats for fun ig

being popular online is a double-edged sword like that
some people can comment to ur post with "you're doing great sweetie!" and other people can comment with "you suck, why do you even try? go home and die"
people who send hate or like to stir up others and say mean shit are called trolls
they like to insult people and make them feel bad
i had to deal with a lot of them back home
so that's why u shouldn't say bad things about yourself
ur just feeding the trolls

that's really nice of u
maybe if gyuhyuk hasn't eaten all our food we can give u some

[lumberlady]

PHATER...
i no know this one.
but i no understand why sending death wish to other person is fun...
i know future world people have no need to do long labor job like farm, because have so much technology... but they have time to do so many INTERNET thing?
the TROLL person?

possible it is best i 's world has no INTERNET...

i love food muchly, so if you have i will accept!

[showended]

i don't get it either
people are messed up
but yeah i assume it's people who don't have anything better to do
they treat people like crap without thinking about how it feels to be on the receiving end
it's messed up

after some of the stuff i've been through, i think so too

great
he does a lot of stress cooking
our fridge is always full

[lumberlady]

here you have no need
?
less need?
to worry about this i think... is good thing?
LUNATIA has no PHATER...

cannot be popular on INTERNET here? maybe.

stress is no good but cooking is much good...
i should not intrude so much, however
stomachs is two, so appetite is high without CORDIS moon help.
if was CORDIS
i is not.

[showended]

yeah i'm really glad it doesn't exist here
probably the best part of being stuck here
after the fact that i'm not... where i was before

i think i'd like to be not-popular for a while

yeah that's his thinking too
i worry about him, he's always cooking...
we should have plenty of food to give you
even if you have two stomachs
then again he's apparently cordis so maybe i should check on him and make sure he's eating
cordis need a lot of chroma, right?

[lumberlady]

world you come from is no good for you?
not just INTERNET reason?

yes CORDIS need much chroma and food
so no worry please keep food for CORDIS time
when is not then i gladly share!

[showended]

it's hard to say
some would call it the price of being famous

i was on a program that was watched by millions of people
people who watch these shows get invested and start seeing us like characters instead of people
it doesn't help that our roles were already created for us, we didn't act like ourselves when it was for the cameras
anyway we had a lot of fans
not all of them good
i always thought of it as part of the price
but some other stuff happened and
i don't think i could go back to that show
for a lot of reasons

ok i'll make sure he makes u some
he'll probably like that a lot, actually

[lumberlady]

you is famous person?
like stage actor? or singing person?

thank you
this is enough for i

[showended]

i sing and make music, yeah

i'll send u food after cordis then

[lumberlady]

you must have nice voice.
what kind of song you is singing?

thank you!

[showended]

i sing mostly pop music now
but i used to sing rock and metal

konoha, right?
i'll message u when we have some
do u like kimchi?

[lumberlady]

is POP like
music they play in LUNATIA city?
group with many fox men?
“MY PRISMAGRAM GIRL”?

yes KONOHA. spell is 🌳🍃.
i no know what is KIMCHI?