it's cordis! but also like... late night (un: han_dy)

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hey so is there like a mermaid transport service in lunatia
as in, someone to help deliver moonblessed to the beach
or something
like this has to be a common problem, right?

my boyfriend suddenly turned into an orca and he's like 2 and a half meters long
he is SO heavy
there's no way in hell I can get him to the beach
help?
ideas? suggestions?
i will take any and all advice

oh by the way, i'm new here my name is han do-yoon

also accepting advice for how mermaids work
he smells really good
is that weird?

pls help

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[kingfuckboy]

oh merpeeps are a little different from
becoming an entire dolphin tho
right??

a truck isnt a bad idea
im sure you can find a guy

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maybe i should have worded my post better
he's a mer-orca
he was never a whole orca
that would've freaked me the hell out

i figure by now the prismals must be used to this kinda thing

[kingfuckboy]

i mean

people can become a whole animal
so

watch out for that

you know
just in case

they definitely don't care
idk if anyone else who lives here will care either

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i actually didn't know that
wild
a little terrifying, actually
does that mean i could turn into an entire bear?

this stuff been going on for a while tho huh
surprised there aren't more mer-prismals
or maybe they live underwater and i just haven't heard of them?