it's cordis! but also like... late night (un: han_dy)

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hey so is there like a mermaid transport service in lunatia
as in, someone to help deliver moonblessed to the beach
or something
like this has to be a common problem, right?

my boyfriend suddenly turned into an orca and he's like 2 and a half meters long
he is SO heavy
there's no way in hell I can get him to the beach
help?
ideas? suggestions?
i will take any and all advice

oh by the way, i'm new here my name is han do-yoon

also accepting advice for how mermaids work
he smells really good
is that weird?

pls help

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text; un: reallifemoogle

[pentameld]

Could cart him in one of those new-fangled vehicles?
Pick-up car? Something like that.
Just toss him in the back and dump him in the beach.

As for the smell, did you try soap?

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he's too big for a pickup truck
i guess if he curled up maybe
but this is my boyfriend we're talking about, you know??
i'm not gonna throw him in the backseat like a bag of groceries

it's not that kind of smell
i don't need it to stop it's apparently a cordis thing

[pentameld]

What about one of the ones with 18-wheels?
He's got to fit in one of those.
Might even be able to fit in some cushy pillows for him
make the back of it all nice.

Oh you mean the breeding kind of scent.
No stopping that.
Even miqo'te have that.

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that's not a bad idea but how am i gonna get one of those...
i just got here last month so i don't have a ton of chroma

i,,, guess?
even what have what?

[pentameld]

Rent one, I'd imagine.
They even got a thing on the device where you can order one.
Guess I could help you out, but it'd cost you.
Not chroma but an extra pair of hands.

And you know- the breeding scent.
Leaks out of females when the season comes.

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how's that?
u gonna make me carry your groceries or something?

ohhh no i don't
i don't think it's that
he smells like
like home
not like sex

[pentameld]

Something like that.
Probably a little messier.
We'll worry about that later.

That's a new one.
Is it so bad to have that scent around then?

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pass
i don't want to owe some stranger on the internet
srry dude

it's not bad
i like it
guess it's just weird
he smells really strong
makes me want to be around him

[pentameld]

Your choice.
Don't complain later when you're lugging him around with pure arm muscle.

Again, why is that a bad thing?
Just be around him.
You might miss it later.

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i got some prismals to help with a truck
might keep the number since cordis isn't just gonna stop happening

i guess u have a point
i always feel a lot calmer when i'm with him
kind of makes sense he'd get a moonblessing that makes that stronger

[pentameld]

Worked out, didn't it?
And you're luckier than most.

Better than being trapped with something truly foul.
Make the most of it till he goes back normal.
Should be what? 3-4 days?