it's cordis! but also like... late night (un: han_dy)

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hey so is there like a mermaid transport service in lunatia
as in, someone to help deliver moonblessed to the beach
or something
like this has to be a common problem, right?

my boyfriend suddenly turned into an orca and he's like 2 and a half meters long
he is SO heavy
there's no way in hell I can get him to the beach
help?
ideas? suggestions?
i will take any and all advice

oh by the way, i'm new here my name is han do-yoon

also accepting advice for how mermaids work
he smells really good
is that weird?

pls help

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un: seer

[profecia]

Mermaid transport service...?
I haven't heard of any, but I wouldn't be surprised if it exists.
There are all kinds of Moonblessed here, so I'm sure you can find someone who could help. Have you tried looking it up online?
Is your boyfriend doing well, though? Does he need water?
Have you tried dragging him into a bathtub???

( he's so worried now..?? )

Oh, and welcome, Mr. Han!
I'm Eli Clark, your humble Seer. It's a pleasure to meet you.

( even if it's like, super late? )

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it should, right?
i couldn't find anything when i looked but i'll give it another shot

he's alright
we got him into the tub
his tail's too long tho, so it's not a long-term fix

but thanks, mr clark
nice to meet u too

[ It's fine, sleep is for later... when you don't wake up screaming about moonblessings ]

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I will help you look as well. What exactly have you been searching for?

( actually, now that he thinks about it... )

If you don't mind me asking, when did he suddenly turn into an orca?
It's only a guess, but it's possible he's under the influence of the blue moon, making him a Cordis. Like me, though I don't have any orca features.
You might have better results if you specifically look for Cordis-only transportation, or something of the kind.

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well like 90% of the search results for "merman" are porn
and "mermaid transport" didn't help either
maybe marine mammal transport...?
i feel really bad for him i don't want him to have to live in there for days

it's bcuz of cordis, i figured out that much
i was sanguis so my ears went away around the same time as this happened to him
cordis transportation...
u would think there'd be something, right?

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( he's........ not..... surprised about the porn, and while he hadn't thought of it before... he's kind of curious now... thanks. )

So you already know, that's good. You adapt pretty fast!

( eli's praise is worth a lot, okay. )

I do think maybe 'Cordis transporation' might help you find better results.
Maybe 'Cordis helpline', or something of the kind? 'From Cordis to Cordis'...
Worst case, I wouldn't mind helping find people that could take him to the beach.

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[ He's learned a lot, the question is like... how much of it is real? Will he find out? ]

i've been reading up to try and avoid getting caught by surprise
didn't expect this mermaid thing to just happen suddenly
at least it probably hurt less this way

i'll give that a shot
someone offered to maybe take him if i can find like a cart or something
i'd be willing to pay, it just seems like this shouldn't be that rare