it's cordis! but also like... late night (un: han_dy)

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hey so is there like a mermaid transport service in lunatia
as in, someone to help deliver moonblessed to the beach
or something
like this has to be a common problem, right?

my boyfriend suddenly turned into an orca and he's like 2 and a half meters long
he is SO heavy
there's no way in hell I can get him to the beach
help?
ideas? suggestions?
i will take any and all advice

oh by the way, i'm new here my name is han do-yoon

also accepting advice for how mermaids work
he smells really good
is that weird?

pls help

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[ He's learned a lot, the question is like... how much of it is real? Will he find out? ]

i've been reading up to try and avoid getting caught by surprise
didn't expect this mermaid thing to just happen suddenly
at least it probably hurt less this way

i'll give that a shot
someone offered to maybe take him if i can find like a cart or something
i'd be willing to pay, it just seems like this shouldn't be that rare