it's cordis! but also like... late night (un: han_dy)

[showended]

hey so is there like a mermaid transport service in lunatia
as in, someone to help deliver moonblessed to the beach
or something
like this has to be a common problem, right?

my boyfriend suddenly turned into an orca and he's like 2 and a half meters long
he is SO heavy
there's no way in hell I can get him to the beach
help?
ideas? suggestions?
i will take any and all advice

oh by the way, i'm new here my name is han do-yoon

also accepting advice for how mermaids work
he smells really good
is that weird?

pls help

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[glossophobia]

We were good, yes. Even though we only performed for a year.

[showended]

[ HE'S A GENTLE GUY......!!!! You'll make him cry if you call him a killer whale, Rosho! ]

just a year huh?
something happen?

u were partners in work and now ur dating
what's that like?

[ He's actually asking for himself, not even to be a dick. ]

[glossophobia]

[ HE WON'T HE PROMISES Rosho can't make anyone cry except himself. ]

Things just didn't work out in the end so we broke up.

[ The abridged version of the story. ]

He's my complete opposite. His infinite energy's unbearable. He's super loud and nosy and loves attention. He keeps trying to get me to do comedy with him again, all the time, no matter how many times I say no. Sometimes I don't know why I put up with him.

I've been in love with him since the first time we met. We didn't talk for eight years, and I missed him that whole time.

So it's something like that. He's got his flaws but I can't imagine my life without him.

[showended]

[ GOOD... tho be careful with Gyuhyuk he cries very easily. ]

i get that
sometimes things like that can happen...
i was with my band for a long time
but we split a few months ago
it sucks

[ give him a minute, he's choking up at Rosho's confession because, wow. Good thing is is text so you can't see him get a little emotional. ]

damn.....
that's really romantic
idk what to say

i'm glad u guys have each other here

[glossophobia]

[ They were both truly meant to be friends... ]

I don't know if I'd call it romantic. I feel like our relationship's a bit of a mess. But I really am happy being with him.

Thanks.

How did you start dating Gyu-hyuk? If I can ask.

[showended]

[ Yes... brothers in crying and being bad at talking to their boyfriends... ]

it's super romantic

uh well kind of a long story
i've kinda always thought he was hot
i mean who doesn't, he's ranked 1st for a reason
on the show we were both on, i mean
he had this cute nerdy look before but when they cleaned up his look it was like
wow
i mean have u seen him?
yeah

so then i saved his life, back home
a lot of stuff happened
then when we showed up here i saved his life again, because of the nightmares
it was kind of a spur of the moment thing
but i'd always wanted to ask him out
that just seemed like a good time

[glossophobia]

[ Do-yoon that is a lot of backstory to unload here... hi hello are you idols okay what the hell?? ]

He mentioned a show to me called BStars. Was that the same one you were on?

I'm sorry you two had to go through such a difficult time here. Various sorts of things tend to happen every once in a while that I would say are, for lack of a better word, fucked up. It can be a struggle.

But it brought you two together, so even in those difficult times, something worked out for you both. I'm glad for that.

[showended]

[ He was even vague about the "things happened" bit, so that's what you get for asking, bro (they are not okay. remotely. it's fine!!!) ]

yeah that's right
buried stars
we were on season 4 together

it probably wouldn't have been so bad if it hadn't been nightmares
but like u said, it brought us closer together

honestly things are already better here than back home
because of our careers we could never have dated
so despite all the bad stuff, i'm glad too

[glossophobia]

I feel the same way honestly. If I hadn't ended up here I don't think I would have acknowledged my feelings, let alone voiced them. I would have been too afraid to say a thing.

It makes me feely guilty, that even though I should go home, I want to stay here. Because I don't want to risk forgetting what this happiness feels like.

[showended]

yeah, i know what u mean
kind of a pipe dream, back home
just being with another guy and not having it be a big deal
our fans would throw a fit

i get it though
feels kind of bad to just abandon our old lives
i don't personally regret it, but i almost wish i could do it over in a place like this instead