video | un: konoha

[lumberlady]

[Lunatia's resident centaur lady is back on screen, excitedly trying to... set her network device up somewhere where it can actually get all of a rather large frame into the shot. Not that she waits to start talking.]


Greetings, everyone! I didn't realize it's been months since I last used this for "posting"... There's probably so many new people, so, um, very quickly- If you don't know me, my name is Konoha! I'm a jinba... Or a "centaur" if you want! And oh, that's my husband, Gonta... and our friend, Mikuni! Say hello, you two!

[Catching sight of the other jinba behind her pausing in their field work, she moves the camera to show a large palomino fellow (Gonta) who gives a gruff nod and semi-wave, and an elegant ebony-coated gentleman? (Mikuni) who dips into a more proper bow with a little smile.]

We run the Tsurugi Farmstead in the Greatmoon Groves! There was a lot of damage when it flooded before, but thanks to everyone's efforts we're back up and running properly... and we've had our first fall harvest!

So... as a bit of a thank you, and also maybe to celebrate not dealing with those awful nightmares anymore, I thought we could have a hotpot party here by the river? In my village we usually make imoni in the autumn, it's so delicious! It's full of beef and taro root and leeks and konnyaku... Mmm!

[She finally gets the device set up properly and trots back into frame properly, obviously excited by the invitation she's making.]


Cordis is almost over, right? So now seems like a good time before Iris shows up... But if you have a Cordis appetite, don't worry! We'll supply all the imoni... or, the ingredients, anyway, it's more fun if you cook it outside with everyone. We also have fresh sweet potatoes, pumpkin, new rice... oh, and persimmons!

But if you want to share anything, feel free to bring your own dish, too! Let's say... tomorrow? I'll send directions for anyone who hasn't visited before, alright?

I hope we see you there! Er, here, I mean! If you have any questions, just let me know!

[And with a last smile, she gives a big, respectful bow from the "waist" before moving to grab her device, a muffled "Gonta, Mikuni, wait up- !" before the feed cuts, and a moment later a pin on the Lunatian map app becomes available.]

SENT:
📍 TSURUGI FARMSTEAD, GREATMOON GROVES

[ooc: there won't be separate log posted for this, but I'll gladly action tag within this post with anyone interested!]

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[handsomefoil]

{ Although he's not entirely sure why she wants to remember this piece of trivia, he doesn't say anything. Maybe she wants to fly there someday herself...? Do they even have planes that can house an entire equine body-type? He can't help but mull uselessly over this hypothetical scenario. }

It differs from family to family, I'm sure. Some are a bit old-fashioned, some adjust to the times. I'd like to think mine fell somewhere in the middle.

{ Thinking about his father is a strange feeling. A lot of his memories feels muddled, like he can't recall much of it. Headcanon time. }

He did what he could. While a busy man, there certainly were things I couldn't have done without him. All in all, I think I turned out pretty well.

[lumberlady]

[Because look, she learned about airplanes, but- She didn't actually have any good concept of how fast they were or anything like that. It sort... of helps? Once she learns where Irish was...]

I guess mine would be... double old-fashioned?

[They felt really modern to her... ! Taking in a jinba as a daughter wasn't something everyone would do in her time, so.]

A lot of people here tell me I'm from three hundred or four hundred years before them... Which doesn't really make sense, because we're all here together, but.

[Nothing in Lunatia made sense, they're just used to it at this point she guesses!]

I guess no one in my world that I know will ever go across the ocean, though.

[handsomefoil]

{ He takes a minute to process that information. Three to hour hundred years before them... well, he can't assume where these people are on the timeline in relations to her, but he can probably assume it's Way Back In the Day before the industrial revolution was a thing. }

Time is a funny thing, isn't it? It's probably best not to think too hard on it, anyway. It ultimately doesn't matter in the end, especially here, where we've all converged into one single timeline.

{ He offers a little smile. }

Never say never. Maybe it just hasn't happened yet.

[lumberlady]

[About four generations away from the good old industrial revolution... Everything more advanced than the loom and the grain mill blew her mind.]

Hehe, yeah, I try not to think about it too much... Same with all the technology and magic things. It just makes my head hurt, so!

[Ignorance is bliss?

And even though she has a mouthful of imoni... she smiles back. (Though she at least waits to swallow before she replies.)]

What surprised Henry the most in Lunatia? Not the light bulbs?

[handsomefoil]

{ He'd definitely agree that ignorance is bliss, but sometimes he can't fight that burning curiosity to learn about things way beyond his capabilities. So far, so good! Fortunately, while Prismatica's technology is way far into the realm of fantasy, the concepts behind them aren't so hard to follow.

Mind partially blown. He laughs gently. }

The moon-blessings. Hard to believe these rotating rocks in the sky could have such a bizarre effect on our biology, physiology and perhaps even our psyches.

[lumberlady]

Ah... I bet that was a dumb question! Of course it's the moonblessings.

[She raps her knuckles on her hard head for a few beats before she glances up at the waning Cordis moon above them.]

It's not so bad for me, but... do you change a lot?

[handsomefoil]

{ He follows her gaze briefly. }

Oh, heh, not at all. I'm willing to bet these sort of transformations aren't so strange for many people. { Knowing all these crazy JRPG boys and animays he's come across so far... }

But I think my own transformations vary quite a bit. Some days it's very strong, some days it's subtle. I quite like them in any variation, I've noticed.

[lumberlady]

You do?

[She doesn't actually meet as many people who profess to liking their transformations, so she can't help but be curious, holding a hand up to shield her mouth so that she can talk with her mouth partly full.]

Sometimes my hooves split like deer ones and I really don't like it... it makes walking feel so weird!

[handsomefoil]

{ Yeahhhh, he's noticed that many people don't like them at all. He'd been surprised by them, of course, but it rarely bothered him. In fact, he found the Cordis moon to only further aid the abilities he already possessed.

He chews thoughtfully, glancing at her feet where they're folded under her body. }

Curious how such a simple change can cause such discomfort. Are you under the Iris Moon's influence, by any chance?

[lumberlady]

Uhn, it's not simple at all!

[As if to demonstrate, Konoha quickly uncurls a foreleg and sticks it out in his direction, showing off her unshod hoof.]

See... now, all my weight goes all into one place, all spread out and solid... but when it goes all split every time I step I feel like my leg is accidentally going to go in two different directions... !

[Or. Did weight distribution on hooves not really make sense to someone with feet? Did that make sense, how confusing it was to her to basically go from having one hoof to two small ones? Oops-]

- Oh, yes. I'm Iris!

[handsomefoil]

{ Well, when she puts it like that and provides a visual aid, he can certainly understand now. He observes the hoof, which he immediately likens it to something like a nail on humans. }

So, like having a foot split naturally down the middle, perhaps?

{ He's thinking way too hard about how it would feel if his foot suddenly split in half. He shudders a little bit at the thought and drinks more soup. Yeah, that helps. }

I see, that's quite soon, then. Do you just stay off your feet during that time, then? Take a little home vacation?

[lumberlady]

Yeah, like that!

[She thinks. Well- she doesn't know better enough to compare it to anything else, or liken hooves more to... nails that you walk on? But he gets it, right?]

But- Oh, no, my husband and I have way too much work on the farm that needs doing to stop just because of that... I'm kind of used to it, now, it just feels like... it doesn't really hurt I just have to remind myself ever time I walk that it's... going to work.

[Imoni always helps.]

B- Besides, there are more Iris things to worry about than hooves, so. We keep busy.

[With, uh. Farm work. Obviously.]

[handsomefoil]

{ Busy, indeed. When she mentions her husband, he does recall the two other figures she had introduced in the video. He's around here somewhere, he's sure. Big fella. He can't help but let an amused smile curl up his lips. }

Well, good thing you're used to it then. Wouldn't want to get too distracted.

{ He hides any further sounds of amusement by tending to the bowl again. }

[lumberlady]

[Gonta is around there somewhere, you can't really miss a jinba that makes seven foot tall Konoha look petite, but- He also seems to be busying himself much more with prep and ingredients, more than content to leave hosting to his wife. And she's suited to it, she certainly doesn't mind...

Though she might blush just a little and stuff her face a moment and hope he hadn't paid too close attention to the "Closed to visitors during Iris, Sanguis, and Triple Moon" on the Tsurugi Farmstead sign.]

Right- I mean, I've been here five seasons now, so... I'm used to a lot of things...

[Ahem-]

Is- Is anyone from your world here, Henry?

[handsomefoil]

{ Her reaction isn't hard to miss, as he considers himself an avid people watcher. It's cute, he thinks. And yes, he most certainly did see the sign, but perhaps it would give her some relief to know he didn't dwell on it much. Just trying to find his way around the farm had been his main concern at the time, after all. }

There... was, but I haven't seen her in a while. I can't figure out if she's simply ignoring me or if she's been "taken back".

{ He hadn't thought about Shinobu for a while, though that's mostly because there'd been so much happening as of late. }

[lumberlady]

[He doesn’t speak as if he seems particularly upset about not knowing if that person was here anymore or not, so it can’t be a wife or girlfriend... or family? So-]

A friend of yours?

[But wait why would she ignore him then-]

Or- Someone you don’t get along with so well?

[handsomefoil]

{ There's a very definitive pause, rubbing his chin as he thinks of the best way to describe the woman. }

We weren't openly hostile towards one another for the most part, but she didn't have the greatest opinion of me. She'd come from a different point in time, you see. Guess she didn't like what she saw in me.

{ Thinking about it even made him confused. }

Let's just call her a colleague. She's also a sword fighter, so we ran in similar circles.

[lumberlady]

[It feels so crazy to Konoha that she can hear things like “different timelines” now and just. Accept it. But the alternative is trying to figure that out, and she certainly doesn’t know how, so.]

Another swordsman... I see...

[Around a hearty slurp, her bowl almost drained already (she has two stomachs to feed it’s fine!), Konoha makes a contemplative face.]

I guess it’s good there are swordsman here for when things get dangerous...

[handsomefoil]

{ He's almost finished with his bowl as well, but he's always been a rather slow eater. Not because it's not enjoyable, but simply out of habit and culture. }

I suppose. Don't think it's done me a whole lot of good here, unfortunately. Not everything can be fought off by a blade. Especially not the nonsense we go up against on this strange planet, anyway.

{ Still, despite the gravity of those sort of situations, he chuckles good-naturedly. }

[lumberlady]

No? Or, I guess...

[Well, now that she thinks about it... Okay, she might need to reconsider that, actually starting to count on her fingers. So there'd been the flooding... and the ghosts... and-]

Were you here for the winged lions... ?

[handsomefoil]

{ He blinks at her, then shakes his head with an incredulous expression. }

Nope. I was thrust into an underwater fight when I returned here. Before, well, I believe there were some issues with flora overtaking the city. Christ, that feels so long ago.

[lumberlady]

Time here does feel really weird, doesn't it... ? I volunteered to help the Moon Knights with the Lightless mission when I first got here, but... I realized really quickly I probably shouldn't get in the middle of all that...

[Underwater fights, battling flora... No, she looked far more appropriate here, on the farm, smiling.]

It's no good to have to worry about protecting people when you're trying to fight, right?

[She doesn't sound like she's putting herself down, at least- She thinks she serves a perfectly respectable use growing crops!]

[handsomefoil]

{ Not everyone's a fighter; He can respect that. }

Aye, it is very difficult to multi-task, but I suppose if you're asking just me? I don't mind the handicap.

{ Yeap, that's how he's going to see people who need saving. }

What's was that about winged lions, anyway? You mean a griffin?

[lumberlady]

[Well, she certainly can't berate him for that thinking when she's just come at it from the angle of being a distraction or burden to those who could actually fight!

So she shakes her head "no"... then realizes she's not sure because she doesn't know what a griffin is, cocking her head instead.]

Are griffins the "lion" yellow cats but with wings on the backs? Big ones?

[handsomefoil]

{ He pauses for a second, then cants his head. Wait, now he's just confusing these descriptions with something else. There's a lot of collective head-tilting in this conversation now. }

They didn't have eagle faces, did they?