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apology for to bother but

how do two leg people walk???

please send simple and clear advice

or VIDEO? 📷?

i watch human walking all i 's life but

is very more difficult than i expect...

requesting two leg person help!

please and thank you and gratitude

- KONOHA 🌳🍃

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Well, you're one of the kindest people I know, and Gonta is very kind too. So it'll be fine even if it lasts that long, which it probably won't.

[Gonta loves Konoha, he'd probably want to be with her if she was a tentacle monster.]

Sensei is flattering me...

[Even if she did pride herself on being kind, just like her mother taught her, she can't exactly claim to be it herself! So she starts counting days... if Cordis is almost over now, then...]

But- You're probably right! I bet it won't even be a whole day of human legs and the soft, cold feet!

Exactly. Everything will be okay, don't worry. Oh, but if the floor is cold, then-

[how do you feel about being scooped up in a princess carry, Konoha

bc that's happening now]

[The second he moves to lift her Konoha instinctively starts to protest,]

I’m too heavy- !

[Except... right, she isn’t at the moment? And her legs are slung over Atsushi’s arm and she’s clinging to his shoulder and absolutely dumbstruck, red-cheeked and confused.]

A... h... I’m not... ?

You're plenty light. Probably lighter than my fiance, and I carry him all the time.

[Ranpo's favorite mode of transport: Atsushi express.]

[There’s no reason to blush over being called “light”... but for some reason Konoha buries her face in a hand as her cheeks glow a ruddy pink, squirming a little bit.]

L- light like a lady?

[She might... have developed a small complex about her size compared to humans growing up the only jinba around. It’s not like she still wanted that, she’s perfectly happy as herself, but there’d been a time when she worried that because of how large she was, how heavy, she’d never find a husband...

So. Being handled like a petite lady is one of her favorite things to spoil herself with. Usually only two people in Lunatia can actually do that, though... now look???]

Of course. You're always a lady, Konoha.

[Whether or not he can pick her up doesn't change that.]

[This is the very peculiar sound of a centaur-turned-human releasing a weird mix of a relieved sigh and a pleased sound and a little squeak all at once, toes curling in some weird happy reaction she doesn’t quite understand.]

S- Sensei must make a really good, romantic husband...

[A husband twice??? Two lucky people...]

You're too kind. I do my best.

[Ranpo would agree, though. He says the sweetest things completely sincerely.]

[He does... which, she belatedly remembers, she has personal experience with now... eight million myriad of gods...

She’ll just. Peek at him through her fingers.]

If Sensei can carry me... can we go outside... ?

Of course.

[Out they go! Get you some fresh air, Konoha.]

[She always feels a bit more energetic outside, she can't help it... and she starts kicking her feet a little bit, even though she's still holding tight to Atsushi.]

At least it's a nice day to fall on your face... and butt...

That might be true, but I'd rather you didn't fall at all, at least while I can prevent it.

[He'll take care of her!]

W- Well, me too...

[But she still shyly points out towards the thicker grass of the side yard, flexing her toes curiously.]

But can we still practice over there where it's softer, just in case?

[wow don't you trust him!!]

Alright, just in case.

[She's getting carried over to the thicker grass.]

[No she trusts him literally so much? Look, she's letting him carry her! Even after they did all sorts of lewd things???]

D- Don't put me down too fast, please- !

[She wants to try getting her feet under her! Her toes feel so weird... Look at how they wriggle? all separate like that?]

Alright, slowly.

[Painstakingly, he starts to lower her down onto the grass, not letting go until it seems like she's stable on her feet.]

[Slowly helps her get her feet under her a bit more properly, feeling more steady about it... but she still grips tight to Atsushi’s forearms as she looks down at them, experimentally wriggling her toes as she exclaims,]

I can feel all the different grass blades... !

[Which, it’s not like she hasn’t known that, she’s felt them with her hand and skin before, just definitely not with feet.]

They're a lot more sensitive than hooves, I'd imagine.

[He's never had hooves so he can't be sure, but he guesses that the difference is stark.]

[Konoha will assure him... it's very. Very stark. Not that this isn't obvious by all the strange expressions on her face as she tentatively takes some more steps, hanging onto his hands tightly just in case. Heel, ball, toe...]

I can't really feel anything with hooves... I mean, not unless something sharp pokes the middle part... and even then it's not anything like this...

[The entire sole was so soft???? And ticklish? She's holding back a laugh.]

It's more like... you feel the pressure of stepping? But not... the stepping...

[Did that make sense???]

I think I understand. Like when something touches your fingernails, right?

[That's as close to hooves as humans have.]

Oh, yes- ! Exactly like that!

[She taps enthusiastically on her fingernails, then takes Atsushi's to tap on his so that it actually is something he'll feel.]

It's a good thing Sensei is here, haha... I definitely need Sensei's brains around...

[And his friendship, and his teaching, and his... help sometimes.]

You're a very intelligent woman. I'm sure it won't be long until you don't need me at all.

[what's a self-esteem]

[Come on, Sensei! Humble is one thing, but- !]

Uh-uh, that's not true!

[Konoha seems sincere as usual when she shakes her head, still holding on to Atsushi's arms for support as she stumbles through some baby steps.]

Even if I stayed in Lunatia for years [the only way she imagined she'd have time to sit down and study things like she did here], there's no way I'd get smarter than Sensei... I'll keep coming to class forever!

You're very kind... I'd be happy to have you in my class for that long.

[but she is smarter than she gives herself credit for!]

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