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[lumberlady]

apology for to bother but

how do two leg people walk???

please send simple and clear advice

or VIDEO? 📷?

i watch human walking all i 's life but

is very more difficult than i expect...

requesting two leg person help!

please and thank you and gratitude

- KONOHA 🌳🍃

Comments

[lumberlady]

i is hoping to change back soon...
should be soon???
possible can borrow not buy shoe...

yes i see is no real hand
you say have farm in home?
father is farm accident?

[spah]

Your choice, I reckon. Depends on how comfortable you are on bare human feet. I don't know how long it takes to change back from that kinda thing.

Farm accident... yeah. He's a stubborn old man, trying to do things he can't bounce back from nowadays.

[lumberlady]

i no know also but... is just joke i think?
joke should not be long...
i hope...

but is wonderful you can make fake leg and arm that do so many not fake things. in i 's world, we no can do. best is wood stick.

[spah]

Here's hoping. In the meantime, maybe some two-dollar sandals will do ya.

Much appreciated, ma'am. I just learned from the best. My grandfather designed my hand, actually.

[lumberlady]

yes cheap is fine!

grandfather is also making???
you ‘s family has much wisdom... lucky!

[spah]

He did. I don't know if I inherited any wisdom, per say, but we definitely got a lot of know-how.

[lumberlady]

know-how is good word!
i 's father is much good with wood work but
i has no talent to compare

well
i lumber yard foreman so i have talent with hauling wood
but not carving or shaping

[spah]

hell. being a foreman's a talent in itself, ma'am.

[lumberlady]

now is much good at orders.

also at pulling drunk employee off brothel and bar floor after pay day.

[spah]

Now those are talents in and of itself. I got a supervisor who's done the same for us.

[lumberlady]

if you love supervisor please try to pass out on bunkhouse floor instead

brothel is much angry at me, so embarrassing...

[spah]

Geez louise. I thought seeing the fellas bring girls back to base was bad enough.

sorry for the delay!

[lumberlady]

bringing back to base is also bad!

well in i 's world is BUNKHOUSE

but still same problem!!! no women allow in BUNKHOUSE for reason!!

ur good!!

[spah]

Hah. This is why I just met up my own dates.

[lumberlady]

you ‘s world also call “DATE”?

go on DATE in LUNATIA? special someone?

[spah]

Yep. "Date" is fairly universal, I suppose.

And I've been on some dates here, sure. I don't know about a "special someone" yet, though.

[That's a lie, but it's complicated.]

[lumberlady]

not so! in i 's world couple is almost no DATE. is not proper for young man and woman of respect to be alone together... much be chaperone, so is no DATE? most just meet and marry.

i know LUNATIA can have many adventure... if is DATE ing then maybe more?

[spah]

Ah. I know some people still like that, so. I suppose I understand. Still mighty strict, though.

And yeah, hell. Maybe more can happen.

[lumberlady]

is strict? i never think so much until i come here, now... yes is looking strict i think possible... to DATE must be cute thing...

in good way or bad way. because LUNATIA.

[spah]

Some folks are stricter than others. Knew a guy who was none too pleased I was seeing his daughter.

A little of both, honestly.