text | un: konoha

[lumberlady]

apology for to bother but

how do two leg people walk???

please send simple and clear advice

or VIDEO? 📷?

i watch human walking all i 's life but

is very more difficult than i expect...

requesting two leg person help!

please and thank you and gratitude

- KONOHA 🌳🍃

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text | un: konoha

[lumberlady]

[She should really probably switch to video like he'd done, but knlenfwe she's too flustered she can't show her face right now!!!]

is not alright!!!

i use you for perverse reason and steal CHROMA!!! please believe is not how i do on normal time! i no biting people! i was CHROMFERATU but is healed now!

and apologizing!!

[vocarrah]

[She's a lot less eloquent in text, isn't she... was she perhaps illiterate? Or under-educated? How cute...

He's never been a fan of texting, but it's not like he minds it, and it seems like she prefers it at the moment, so...]

I'm glad you are feeling better. 😄
There's no need to apologize, but I accept it. I offered you my Chroma, didn't I? So it's alright!

[He types in Besides, I had a pretty nice meal, too 😉 but deletes it before sending. She's clearly distressed, he shouldn't be such a sadist.]

[lumberlady]

[he hits the nail on the head, at least... both illiterate and under-educated when she'd arrived in Lunatia, she thinks she's doing an amazing job after her classes!]

i also glad but
i so much ashamed for i 's manners...
i lie also when i approach you, i no like to lie...
i much appreciate master IANCHUS sharing chroma but
i should not take in this way

please allow i to make recompense!!!

[vocarrah]

[Aaahhh.... He doesn't deal well with that much apology being thrown at him!]


Well...you have a nice farm, right? I would accept an invitation to your farm, if you'd like to apologize.

[lumberlady]

[it doesn’t feel like enough, but... she seizes on the chance to do SOMETHING.]

yes!!
has farm! much food! home cooked food!

please allow i to host at TSURUGI FAMRSTEAD! full service!!

[vocarrah]

I will be looking forward to it, then! That sounds wonderful! When is a good time?

Oh, and did I answer your question about legs?

[lumberlady]

any time not WEEKEND time is alright! afternoon is best morning is work busy.


oh


i forget all about leg

[vocarrah]

Ah! I seem to have distressed you quite a bit, then. To forget something you have fourfold...I quite apologize.

[lumberlady]

oh! no is needing to apologize!

i go watch first video again! watch seriously this time!

[vocarrah]

Let me know if you have any questions! Why are you curious, anyway?

[lumberlady]

actually i

wake up with two legs today
like human shape two leg

[vocarrah]

Human shape two legs...?

As in...

🦵🏾🦵🏾?

[lumberlady]

yes like

🦵🦵

with

🦶🦶

[vocarrah]

[WAIT it clicks now.]
Were you asking about legs so that you could...use your legs? Do you need help?

[lumberlady]

yes is why i ask

i grow up with human not JINBA so i think oh!
this is easy!
i know how human walks!

but actually
i no know how if is i
is difficult............

[vocarrah]

This may be presumptuous, but... I am a much better teacher when I can show in person. Perhaps I should come to you?

[lumberlady]

is this not presumption of i?
i want to be much good hostess for visit to make apology but now could not do...

[vocarrah]

Well...Perhaps you will let me come for two visits instead of just one, then?

Really, I don't mind. I'd say I'm quite an expert on the matter of legs! I doubt you'd find someone more qualified than I!

[lumberlady]

if
if is truly not a trouble...

i still try to be good hostess as human shape woman also.

[vocarrah]

Well, I do appreciate it. Tell me, do you have any human shoes? and where is your farmstead?

[lumberlady]

no i has no human shoes

TSURUGI FARMSTEAD is here!

[location ping, sent!]

[vocarrah]

Please try not to move around too much! I'll be there in a bit!

[And he is, after a stop to a boutique. He'd bought a couple pairs of simple boots, not entirely sure of her size but able to guess at it. He steps through the gate and looks around the buildings, making an impressed sound. He hasn't seen many places like this, and he likes finding new places.

He wanders around, until he sees her through one of the open doors and waves over, approaching. She's...so small!]

Hello!

[lumberlady]

[Konoha might not have ever given that much thought into what she'd look like as a human, because that would obviously never happen... but in the brief moments of thought she had spent on it... she hadn't imagined herself quite so small. That's what happens when you're used to towering over everyone as a near seven foot tall centaur... without the wherewithal to imagine yourself comparatively and realize that you were very much on the smaller side of a mountain breed mare.

Which means the human? woman that is sitting on her knees just inside the open doors of the wooden farmhouse is... barely five feet tall. Maybe just a bit over, if you count her bun hair style. She might not own shoes but the kimono she usually wore could be let out longer so at least she's still decent, a house apron tied around a now smaller and less leads-into-equine-shoulders waist.

At the sight of her guest, though, she abruptly... reddens even more than she kind of already had been while expecting him (remembering... their last encounter). And almost slams her face into the floor in her haste to bow her apology in person and greeting both as she gestures for him to enter.]

Master Ianchus... H- Hello again! Please, come in- !

[vocarrah]

[Whaaaa! She's so small, especially considering the way she'd towered over him before. She's even smaller kneeling like that! Ianchus turns to trot toward her, waving an arm.]

Hello again! You weren't wrong about the legs, ah?

[He hurries, kind of uncomfortable with the bowing...and of course, he doesn't know about the custom of taking shoes off, stepping up onto the platform.]

[lumberlady]

N- No, I definitely wouldn't make up something so weird, I promise- !

[She straightens up once she's done her initial bow at least, though she planned to do an even better one when she properly apologized after getting him into the house. Which she reaches out to help facilitate-

Expect he just steps up from the dirt floor on the wood and she belatedly remembers some people did this, hands flailing a bit helplessly as she reaches for his feet.]

Ah, wait, please- ! Let me take your shoeeek!

[Her unfamiliarity with this new up and down, narrow form doesn't make moving easier, and in her haste what should have been a reach forward becomes... a sprawl forward between his ankles with her bare feet sticking up awkwardly behind her in her toppled seiza position.]