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[lumberlady]

apology for to bother but

how do two leg people walk???

please send simple and clear advice

or VIDEO? 📷?

i watch human walking all i 's life but

is very more difficult than i expect...

requesting two leg person help!

please and thank you and gratitude

- KONOHA 🌳🍃

Comments

[zutsuki]

Just an idiot, [He corrects her, but there's no malice to his words.]

Takeo used to give me and Nezuko relentless shit for it, "you two never worry about yourselves, just everyone else," and he was ten.

[He feels very foolish right now. But it's underlined by fondness for Konoha pointing it out. Like his siblings had.]

[lumberlady]

Not just an idiot... a type of idiot.

[Who should definitely realize that if even a ten year old was able to see that, then he should definitely realize he had a problem... and now, he'd have the time to fix it!]

[zutsuki]

A dumb type of idiot, [He's apparently quite set on this, but wiggles himself forward to curl around her from behind, chin hooked over her shoulder and both arms around her waist, even if the left one just kind of drags.] ...but thank you.

[lumberlady]

[Even though Konoha definitely didn't want to stay in this shape long... it was kind of nice being able to fit together like this? It's so weird that he's bigger than her now... but she takes advantage of being able to in order to cuddle, resting her arms on his as she stretches out her weird legs and curls her toes in the grass.

Fine, he can win about the dumb part, but-]

So do you promise?

[zutsuki]

I promise to try, I guess. [He sounds so absolutely put out.]

[lumberlady]

That's all I asked.

[She's not so cruel as to extract a promise to succeed... even though she's sure he can. He has all the time in the world, now... and friends back home who will help him, his sister...

She sighs with a bit of contentedness, squeezing his arms.]

If there's anything else you want to do while I'm human shaped, you better think of it quick...

[zutsuki]

[He mulls over that question and shifts, frowning intensely and looking her over.]

Would you mind if I picked you up??

[lumberlady]

[Well- It's not what she expected.

But she laughs along anyway, nodding.]

If that's what you want- But watch out! I'm still kind of heavy!

[Barely five feet tall, sure, but she's still solid muscle beneath that kimono.]

[zutsuki]

[He's stronger than he looks!! And particularly determined with that warning.]

I'll manage!! [He gets to his knees and then his feet, dropping into a squat and sliding his good arm under her knees. He can brace his bad arm against her back, since he can still use his upper-arm strength, he just has no use of his hand.] Can you grab hold of my neck? Just so I know I've got you.

[lumberlady]

[Oh, was this the... what did they call it in Lunatia? The princess carry! Well, she certainly does feel very ladylike suddenly, obeying his request with a laugh, kind of excited for the never before imagined experience of Tanjiro of all people (any human of all people) being able to lift her.]

Okay, I’ve got you!

[zutsuki]

[He hefts her off the ground with a grin, and walks in a circle again to spin her like he had before, but this time he's holding her wholesale.]

See?? Told you I could.

[lumberlady]

I didn't doubt you could, I just warned you I was still heavy! Eek- !

[As if she could ever doubt Tanjiro's gumption??? She's too busy squeaking a bit in surprise at not only being picked up, but twirled again, hanging tight to his neck while little (to her) human feet kicking excitedly over the crook of his elbow.]

[zutsuki]

[He laughs at her feet kicking, spinning again for a moment until he makes himself dizzy and drops them backward, flopping into a heap with Konoha now in his lap.]

...mmn, nah, you're not that heavy. [A little heavier than Nezuko, maybe.]

[lumberlady]

I'm pretty sure Tanjiro is just strong!

[Or, well, you know, a combination of those two things. But now she can cross "sitting in someone's lap" off her list! That's fun, too!]

This is really nice... I bet if I was human I'd like this a lot...

[She can nuzzle into him really good this way??? Even though... she sniffs his chest curiously.]

I can't smell as good anymore, though... or see as good... or hear as good...