Konoha (
lumberlady) wrote in
prismatica2020-11-09 09:13 pm
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apology for to bother but
how do two leg people walk???
please send simple and clear advice
or VIDEO? 📷?
i watch human walking all i 's life but
is very more difficult than i expect...
requesting two leg person help!
please and thank you and gratitude
- KONOHA 🌳🍃
how do two leg people walk???
please send simple and clear advice
or VIDEO? 📷?
i watch human walking all i 's life but
is very more difficult than i expect...
requesting two leg person help!
please and thank you and gratitude
- KONOHA 🌳🍃

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And hungry, because even as she laughs a little at the compliment? joke?... her stomach rumbles... and she claps her hands over it.]
Ehe... did you bring snacks?
I only have one stomach now, but-
[Only to comically then clap them over her nose instead.]
Oh, my nose is so dull now that I can’t even tell if Simon brought snacks!
[She should be able to smell them- !]
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We're good at other things, [ he assures her, warming with amusement as he recovers from the spook of a mildly abrupt thing. And he sets in front of her... a big ol' thing of pita chips — or whatever you'd call what parallel food evolution produced that looks and tastes like them — and a big ol' thing of M&Ms, and drops his elbows onto his folded knees. ]
Sorry, I have to go shopping, but... you know.
[ —he says, almost just reflexively. As if Simon really thinks Konoha has no idea that he perpetually exists somewhere between "competent, self-sufficient adult" and "a cat with a college education". Even outside of his apartment varying regularly in how hospitable it is to organic life. ]
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Simon, you should come by for dinner more, you need to be eating better!
[Like many of her more "modern" friends... Konoha had legitimate concerns over what Simon was choosing to eat, okay! Don't mind that she's famished and sticking some of those chips in her mouth almost immediately...]
I'll trade you... for these... a bunch of vegetables that are too far away from me to reach right now...
[She'd be being a better role model... if her own cooking was closer to hand... She swears...]
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He laughs a little sheepishly when that's her response — which he should have accepted, really — but hey, at least she's into the chips. ]
I know, I know.
[ And somehow having been on the other end of the jinba transmogrification spectrum makes it both easier and harder to relate. He has a true appreciation for how different they are, but, well. Can't imagine finding the smaller, more-manageable human form more of a bother than that... maybe she feels wimpy?
While she's going at the food Simon discreetly kicks his shoes off and sets them aside, watching her deal with her new everything-below-the-hips (which look perfectly nicely-sized to his sensibilities).
And then he reaches over and squeezes the pale toes on her outstretched "sock" foot, teasing challenge in his voice. ] Are you gonna lie here all day? You know, the less you move, the weirder it feels.
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Konoha isn’t embarrassed enough to admit the problems she’s having with the new form, though, mumbling it around her mouthful of chips.]
I kept falling over so Gonta plopped me down here...
[But she does know she has to get started, and Gonta was out doing the work for the both of them now, so... sigh. She almost tries to move her legs to get up more properly, but then-
Simon squeezes some toes. Or, no, wait, those are her toes!!! Way too belatedly she pulls the leg in closer with a weirdly ticklish reaction, clutching it protectively and trying to remind herself it was attached, moving all the weak seeming delicate toes with her hands.]
I- I’m going to move! My feet are just so naked and soft...
[She isn’t used to having much sense of touch at all in her hoof, only the frog portion had any sensation and even that was very full in comparison to how many nerve endings that seemed to fire with every step and shift and curl.]
I mean, I grew up with humans I know how feet are I just didn’t think they were this sensitive...
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Totally.
He's not going to rush her or anything. Toes, am I right?
Even if he maneuvers around to her side, gets up on a knee, and spends a long moment of Konoha's explanation sizing her up with a primal glint in his eye.
...and then slips an arm under her legs, the other around her back, and scoops her up. Granted, with a huff of effort, and he has to put a foot out to stagger forward before he's standing with her in his arms... because Simon is a bit of a noodle and Konoha is a pretty buff five-foot-nothing.
Still! ]
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Except then he finally does move, and it seems like he’s about to-]
Uwah, Simon, no, I’m too hea—
[Her protests, instinctually based on her normal perception of herself, all half a ton of herself, die rather abruptly when she buries her face in his shoulder, arms haphazardly thrown around his neck and legs sticking up weirdly in his grasp, which staggers but thankfully doesn’t fall... !]
... vy.
[The rest slips out half-muffled by his shirt, her grip still a bit too tight and unaccustomed to being held this way. How should she... move, hip!]
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[ He grins, turns with her in his arms — and readjusts his grip on her legs so that they don't stick up quite as much, but she has short legs, so there's only so much he can do. ]
What if I never get another chance to do this?
[ She feels like Konoha, but all of the Konoha in one place. It's strangely satisfying, actually. ]
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He's probably... got this handled... She can calm down...]
W- Well, you definitely won't, because I'm not touching those weird drinks ever again!
[But... it wasn't so bad to just. Try temporarily. She can admit that. As she still has her face buried in his shoulder and a mild death grip on the back of his shirt, clasping onto one of his arms with a bend of her knees in attempt to rest more naturally in his hold.]
Are... are you sure I'm not still too heavy? Don't hurt your arms...
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[ She's a little heavy, and also strangling him a tiny bit, but they're supposed to be doing the opposite of this, anyway. He tips her in his arms, anchoring her weight lower on her back — ]
Okay— okay, I'm gonna put you on your feet. You won't fall.
[ —and he has to bend down a little just to set her foot-first on the floor, not wanting to risk too much distance. He hasn't even seen her try to walk yet. And apparently it's not great, judging by her cushioned little quarantine zone. ]
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[Resulting from a cafe in town working in collaboration with a certain Warewolf shop, and a centaur who couldn't read the disclaimer on the menu very well. Oops.
But she stops trying to explain herself when he says he's putting her down, instead stiffening up her hips and legs to try and brace herself, wincing in anticipation and weird sensation (not actual pain), when her feet touch the floor.]
I- If I fall, I'm going to take you with me!
[Because she's still got a good grip on his forearms and doesn't seem to be letting go any time soon.]
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He doesn't let go of her, holding her across her back with one arm — side-to-side, now, and he has a foot of height on her when her feet touch the ground. He's angling to take one of her hands, leaving the other one gripping him however she wants... except she's holding onto him for dear life with both arms, so he starts trying to work his fingers out of one of her hands....
The thought what if we'd done it like this, as two humans?? jabs him in the animal hindbrain, and he meets it with a resounding SO UM ANYWAY!!!, tuning back in time to hear her warning. Or... her.... ]
Why does that sound like a threat? C'mon, I had to do it. Hold onto my hands.
[ He valiantly attempted it, when he was in her position.
except when it comes to motivating someone to learn to Legs, gardening isn't as compelling of a carrot-on-a-stick as sex. or, well, it wouldn't have been to Simon. ]
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Well, side-to-side is fine, then!!!!! She can release just one hand as long as he's going to keep one on her back... and she has a death grip on the other one.]
B- Because it is a threat... !
[But alright, she's going to do it... and she starts to put one foot in front of the other, fighting the instinct to move her legs like she did as a jinba, which... decidedly does not work smoothly with human ones.]