Konoha (
lumberlady) wrote in
prismatica2020-11-09 09:13 pm
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apology for to bother but
how do two leg people walk???
please send simple and clear advice
or VIDEO? 📷?
i watch human walking all i 's life but
is very more difficult than i expect...
requesting two leg person help!
please and thank you and gratitude
- KONOHA 🌳🍃
how do two leg people walk???
please send simple and clear advice
or VIDEO? 📷?
i watch human walking all i 's life but
is very more difficult than i expect...
requesting two leg person help!
please and thank you and gratitude
- KONOHA 🌳🍃

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[It's pretty obvious, yeah... Konoha is healthy, sure, but she's definitely suffering from not being nearly as good at walking as a human as she'd imagined she'd be after growing up with them.]
Oh, no, I couldn't-
[She's the hostess- ! This is her house! ... But after an attempt to rise ends with a wobble, she... sinks back down awkwardly, scratching self-consciously behind her ear.]
If... you don't mind, then, I'll... I'll pay you back next time...
[Though she remembers... a much more lewd payback in that one dream- Where had that even come from? Focus, Konoha, this is Tsukuyo! Normal, real, non-dream Tsukuyo!]
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Really don't worry about it.
[ Besides, it's probably for the best that Tsukuyo keeps her distance and makes herself useful while she's still very much in Cordis mode like this - numerous fox tails waggling around behind her.
It's easy enough for her to locate her friend's kitchen area and utensils to make the tea and return with a pot and cups on a tray not long after. She might not have ever taken the courtesan part of her job as seriously as the shinobi part, but she does at least know how to serve tea in the proper manner. ]
Ya don't owe me anythin'. Must've been jarrin' enough for ya endin' up this way... What happened? How come ya suddenly have human legs?
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She at least manages to drag herself to sit up properly on a single cushion by the time Tsukuyo comes back, tucking her awkwardly short kimono around herself to stay decent and trying not to be weirded out by how she can poke her own tiny human butt with her little human toes now???]
Aha... There was a cafe in town by that Warewolf Shop that had this really tasty looking drink... and I didn't read the sign very good apparently...
[She's learned a lot of words since coming to Lunatia, but "collaboration" was not one of them... Don't drink any collab items with the Warewolf Shop, kids...]
They told me to think about beautiful people when I was drinking it? And sure, I thought that was weird, but...
[She didn't realize she was designing her own transformation sort of? ... Also, she was raised with humans, so... most of the beautiful people she knew were human, and next thing she knew...
Bipedal.]