[Anonymous]

[tigerpoet]

I need something to occupy me that doesn't require me having control of my body.

Split personality. There's less we have to fight here, so I take control less than I used to, and I'm bored.

I'd take offers to spar but you'd have to run it by the other half first.

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[peerlesscucumber]

[ He's fairly fluent in "never directly saying thank you." If anything, this response makes him smile. On the other hand... yeah, he's exactly the type to say things directly when he doesn't need to worry about consequences. Like now! ]

You're welcome. Let an Anonymous Bro know how it goes.

[tigerpoet]

[Fluent in tsundere.]

I'll try to remember. Perhaps.

[peerlesscucumber]

[ Yes. There is coaxing required. Some pandering to aspects of ego. Tsunderes are good people. ]

The effort is duly appreciated, fellow Anonymous Bro(?)!

[ For the moment where he goes: wait is this personality also male??! Maybe?! ]

[tigerpoet]

I'm not your bro. But I am a man.

[peerlesscucumber]

Slang! Just slang! Anonymous "Bro"ther. It's not a claim to family! Or closeness.

[ Let his inner dialogue be outer dialogue for once, Anonymous Man-Bro! Not that he really registers so much of the entire cultural background behind why he's calling a fellow anonymous internet denizen brother/sister. His family is not that large! He's not adding you to it! ]

[tigerpoet]

Modern slang is stupid.

[peerlesscucumber]

It's not really that modern... but also, slang's never been smart past being word-play witty. So you're right. It tends to be stupid.

[tigerpoet]

Anything past when we died is modern. That's how that works.

[Atsushi is not exactly the most reasonable person.]

[peerlesscucumber]

Logically meaning anything that was from before your death is historically accurate?

... How long were you dead before you showed up here?

When did you die!

What world are you from?!

[tigerpoet]

Seventy years. 1942. Earth.

[Even as clipped as these answers are, they might help narrow down his identity... if you already knew him and that he was a dead famous author of that era.]

[peerlesscucumber]

[ Given what Nakajima Atsushi wrote... it's not impossible. But all that knowledge is six years and a lifetime old, and doesn't precisely connect--this dead man talking was last dead-alive in 2012, based on his math, where-as Shen Yuan died in 2014.

But Earth, yes. ]

Brother and Sister come long before 1942.

[ Considering it's a Chinese way of addressing people of a shared generation, one might start suspecting what is really being referenced here. ]

How were you dead-alive seventy years later?

[tigerpoet]

[It's actually 2019, but Atsushi didn't feel like giving exact numbers.]

Maybe where you're from. Where I'm from it wasn't common, at least not for adults.

Alchemy.

[peerlesscucumber]

[ He'd be from future Earth... SQQ would only wonder what such a place was like, for all it's only five years later. Almost a perfect parallel in time for his second life. ]

Where were you from? Which country?

... Huh. For what purpose? Anything to do with that fighting you talked about before?

[ Okay now he's just fascinated, Anon Bro-Man, what in the world... ]

[tigerpoet]

Japan.

There were enemies that normal humans could not dispatch, and we were summoned to take care of it.

[peerlesscucumber]

Oh. Japan.

[ what is with Japan really? ]

Summoned as in... you both are a summoning? Does that make you bound to the original summoner? If you had no summoner, would you not exist?

[ he's! stupidly! curious! and has no idea who he's talking to, because anonymous, but still! ]

[tigerpoet]

[Japan sure has a lot of weird and anime things going on.]

It's technically a transmigration and not a summoning, but the full explanation is stupid so I didn't listen.

[peerlesscucumber]

[ ..................... IT WAS A TRANSMIGRATION?! ]

You were transmigrated after dying? In 1942?

[ IS HE NOT THE ONLY TRANSMIGRATOR FROM BEFORE THIS PLACE?!? ]

[tigerpoet]

That's what I just said. Don't make me repeat myself.

[why is this guy(?) hung up over unimportant things like how he came back to life!!]

[peerlesscucumber]

[ Because it's how he came back to life too, okay! Okay! The only other person he knows who had this happen isn't here! Though he was, amusingly enough, an internet famous author. ]

Did you get to keep your original body???

[tigerpoet]

No. It's been eaten by maggots by now.

[peerlesscucumber]

[ STOP SAYING DEPRESSING THINGS also why no cremation tho ]

Then whose body are you in?

[tigerpoet]

[because I don't feel like looking up japanese funeral practices from the 1940s let me live]

Ours. It's a new one.

[peerlesscucumber]

[ LMAO no no it's all good SQQ just gets to angst about thinking about worms eating his original body now and that's horrifying so thanks

also this is WILDLY FUCKING UNFAIR he tried making a body like his original one and THAT FAILED (but not as much as he thinks right now) ]

... How the hell did you know it was new?! Instead of healed or something?

[ aka something he had happen in this MOST RECENT TRANSMIGRATION i'm so sorry atsushi ]

[tigerpoet]

[you're welcome!!]

The old one was human. This one isn't. Hard to mistake them.

[peerlesscucumber]

Ah, well. Okay. That makes sense. What... is your body now?

[ there's no not awkward way to ask about someone else's body is there ]