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[systembreaker]

BB bathtime channel!

[ BB is sitting in an ornate looking bathtub that's filled with water, complete with clawed feet and brass taps. It's a very anachronistic piece of furniture compared to her surroundings which is completely sleek and modern. She makes a great show of splashing about in a white swimsuit. ]

Today's special show time is about how the level of merch for the heroes here is mediocre! It needs to be more! These bromides are flimsy! Not even printed on glossy paper! It disgusts me how low the standards are in a place like this.

So today, why stop at bromides? Why not go the whole way? BB's intellect strikes again.

[ She lifts up a jar and holds it up to the camera. ]



I'm selling the bathwater I've been sitting in! Yes, that's right - you can have your very own sakura scented bathwater that has touched a delicate maiden's skin. Complete with the remnants of the bath bomb I'm using.

[ She leans back into the bath tub, looking smug with herself. ]

For you, my adoring audience I will happily take as many baths as necessary. And for you, the resulting bathwater would make every day seem like the Day of Cleansing.

These will retail very soon, so please check it in the future! Just know that if you're going to do merch - either go all the way or don't bother!

Comments

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[liveandforgive]

[ He almost forgets that there's a network to use here, connected to all the other Moonblessed that were summoned here. Was there a directory? In hindsight, he should have started using this to keep in touch with others more. Check up on Aerith, see how Vincent was handling himself (knowing him? perfectly fine.)

Honestly he used this thing twice so far, but only once to send a message out for fingerless gloves when his lupine traits started setting in.

So when a window pops up when he decides to skim through? BB Channel? Then the subsequent...ad? There's ads here? He thought this was supposed to be a direct line to other Moonblessed. So why was...? ]

... .... .....

[ ...thaaat's not Sakur— she just said "sakura scented bathwater" what the hell why is Sakura but not Sakura selling bathwater. ]

video;

[liveandforgive]

[ Place just keeps getting stranger and stranger. Like something you'd see some sketchy channel on late-night Midgar television trying to advertise. But he opened the video already. Welp, Cloud just added to the viewer count. That includes all the initial confusion on his face before his expression is schooled again. ]

I think I'll pass.

[systembreaker]

Suit yourself!

[ BB hmphs, because wow Cloud. Don't be so rude. ]

If you aren't interested, why don't you find someone who is for me?

[liveandforgive]

[ He's just a confussled boy. with a side of pain in the ass. but cloud is cloud. He's talking to the equivalent of a huffy Sakura. Interesting day. ]

I'd ask for a cut if I were doing that.

[systembreaker]

This isn't a multi level marketing scheme! This is a single woman enterprise of a girl just using her assets for good!

[liveandforgive]

[ "Good" ]

Justice comes in all shapes and sizes these days...

[ Still, ]

Guess you picked the right planet to hustle customers for your...product. [ Considering what he's seen go down in the slums? He doesn't look like he's judging much. He's just...not surprised. ]