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[abracafcku]

[In the prime browsing hours, Taako posts the following:]

flipwizard

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♥ 173 likes

flipwizard
Oh this old thing? Just putting myself out there bc this world might not deserve seeing the most beautiful man on this stink planet, but I deserve to be seen. Taako wins for #1 hottie: change my mind.
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#fashion #beautiful #youwishyouwerethishot #no1 #elf #wizard #coordinates #nofilter #nomakeup #naturallyhot #smoking

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Comments

[amant]

revolutionary

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♥ 68 likes

revolutionary
Who needs crunches when you can have croissants? #hautebody #fashionisto #parisfashion #thisismyoffday #stillhandsomeasalways

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[menphina]

matriarch liked your post. 1m

[ F R A N C E why... ]

... that's a mood.

[amant]

Who doesn't like to lounge around and eat good food? Why don't you join me?

Should I take off the shorts?

[ FRANCE W H Y?! ]

[edle_gestalt]

kaiserschmarrn liked your post. 14s

kaiserschmarrn unliked your post. 12s

[amant]

NO TAKE BACKS, YOU BRUTE.

[schwarzen]

Ascalon liked your post. 20s

Have there been attempts to kill you?

[amant]

The second you tell someone that you cannot die they try to do something ridiculous. Like, run you through with a spear! How unbecoming.

[ Plenty of times, Sieg. He reciprocates. ]

[garb4ge]

4agoodtime liked your post. 42s

I'll take mine to go

I prefer my breakfast in bed.

[amant]

You are truly a man of class! I too prefer most things served in bed.

[ is this flirting??????? ]

[shadowonthe]

tealeaf.9 liked your post. 56s

[ Molly unfortunately is having a terrible time leaving comments, but holy shit what he wouldn't give to know where to find that outfit. ]

[amant]

[ Molly, please just go shopping with him. He will make you look even more fab.]

[herocomplex]

NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[edle_gestalt]

kaiserschmarrn liked your comment. 24s

I can't stop from using this icon I'm sorry.

[amant]

What? You're not hungry? No pain au chocolat?

[ Chocolate OR pain, you mean? ]

[hoasen]

I'm going to unfollow you.

[amant]

You never let me have any fun! I can go back to posting food pictures like EVERYONE ELSE...

[ He loves food. He does... but papa likes to have someone fawn over THAT ASS. ]

[concerns]

grandcypher liked your post. 1m

Those really suit you!!

By the way, what does the phrase mean?

[amant]

You have good taste! As for the writing, well, I suppose it means that I am an unstoppable force! Nice motto to live by.

[ Subtle immortality flex, let's be real. ]

[punshots]

quicksilver liked your post. 10s

mostly i'm impressed you got a pic of your own ass

[amant]

It's a talent, though I had a friend format the image to include both of my good sides.

[ Spongebob "Two Hours Later" cut cards to France twisting like he's trying to pop out his back to get this image. The production value here is impeccable. ]

[badluckblues]

qrowbar liked your post. 31s

not sure what's going on here but here's your like

[amant]

Are you suggesting that I'm only doing this for the likes?! Sir, I'll have you know that I'm just very passionate about fashion. I'm a very humble man.

[ Yeah, okay France. Please stop lying to strangers. ]

[howlmyrage]

Are you looking for somebody to test the statement on those shorts? Because I'm going to be that girl and volunteer.

[amant]

[ IS IT THE INNATE FRENCHNESS THAT MAKES HER BLOODTHIRSTY? You are not the sweet Jeanne he's used to H E L P. ]

Very few people would be so forward about murderous intent. Do you need a hug?

[acquittals]

what are you wearing?