Konoha (
lumberlady) wrote in
prismatica2019-07-19 03:23 am
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[Good morning, Lunatia. The video starts with a view of hooves, a too close view of a face... and then finally... a centaur? Who keeps looking off screen while she talks and never seems to actually focus on the lens correctly.]
Hello? Can everyone see me? Connor, am I doing this right? Okay? ... Okay.
[She clears her throat and dips into a bow, the camera bobbing along with her.]
Hello! This is Konoha... some of you maybe think my name is Shizu, but- It's Konoha! I'm from Echigo province, in Japan, if you know it... and I'll be in your care.
If you don't know me, which, I figure is most of you, this city must be even bigger than the capital I'm the... well in my world we say jinba but I'm the "centaur". I haven't seen anyone else like me so I think I can say "the"...
Anyway... what I wanted to ask was... if anyone had an recommendations for... shops? I've never really shopped before, and I haven't seen any locals quite like me, so if you know somewhere that does... I don't know, tailoring? Or a restaurant with really big seats or tall tables? Anything like that!
I'd appreciate it, so... thank you very much!
[Another bow, another bob of the camera... and a blurry flash of android helping her turn the dang thing off. Thanks, Connor.]
Hello? Can everyone see me? Connor, am I doing this right? Okay? ... Okay.
[She clears her throat and dips into a bow, the camera bobbing along with her.]
Hello! This is Konoha... some of you maybe think my name is Shizu, but- It's Konoha! I'm from Echigo province, in Japan, if you know it... and I'll be in your care.
If you don't know me, which, I figure is most of you, this city must be even bigger than the capital I'm the... well in my world we say jinba but I'm the "centaur". I haven't seen anyone else like me so I think I can say "the"...
Anyway... what I wanted to ask was... if anyone had an recommendations for... shops? I've never really shopped before, and I haven't seen any locals quite like me, so if you know somewhere that does... I don't know, tailoring? Or a restaurant with really big seats or tall tables? Anything like that!
I'd appreciate it, so... thank you very much!
[Another bow, another bob of the camera... and a blurry flash of android helping her turn the dang thing off. Thanks, Connor.]

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Konoha cocks her head curiously, blinking unknowingly... at the guy who sort of officialized all the wars that kind of led to her species' slavery...]
You have jinba in yours too? Different ones?
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Only as a concept - the idea of a person and a horse as one body. Not in the way you are, but a mounted archer and his horse.
[ "his" because unfortunately, as you know, the sengoku period. ]
They're losing their importance as history progresses, but they used to be important units in battle.
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[A mounted archer in battle... Her boss had told her that jinba bred by humans were often trained as archers, but...
Hold up, if he knew the word-]
Wait- Are you from Japan, too?
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[ citation needed, especially since she said she was from echigo and that's firmly #teamkenshin's territory. ]
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Hold on, she's thinking...]
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[#teamkenshin lands aaaaand peasant educated]
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[ he's not surprised to hear it!!! kenshin sucks!! him and his stupid face]
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... Did you make skulls into cups?
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It's a clever rumor, isn't it? I'm glad to hear it has made it there.
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[......................................... dead???
Wait, what if he didn't know he was dead?
Should she say it?
What should she say???]
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[ too late, he asked now!! ]
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... dead?
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How are you... Here...
[And aren't you like... an evil warlord who kills lots of people and drinks from skulls like all the stories????? Should she even be talking to you???]
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[She actually clutches her head a moment, trying to decide if she's crazy... Nope, still hasn't gone crazy...]
Con... gratulations, then?
[On... not being dead??????]
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For what?
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[He can't like... raise an army or kill many people here, right???]
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Thank you.
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He liked foreign things maybe? She can't remember, it was all just biwa ballad stuff...]
That can be interesting, yeah... Some people come from worlds with all sorts of magic and technology...
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[ he's talking to a centaur over a magical video phone ]
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[she's talking to a dead warlord over a magical video phone]
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