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[sogekihei]

[ what do you do when you get bored? you send mass texts. ]

Try not to get kidnapped this month.

Chances are if someone is throwing a party they’re trying to hold you hostage or drug you.

If it happens again you can’t say I didn’t warn you.

Comments

[fourthdimension]

[ this is so exhausting already ]

If you want a puppy to stop going in your house, you need to train it.

[sogekihei]

Isn’t the problem that the dog isn’t staying inside the house?

[fourthdimension]

Har har.

Then get a better defense.

[sogekihei]

It isn’t my problem.

But is it so wrong to be an upstanding citizen who looks out for the people around him?

[fourthdimension]

You just said it isn't your problem?

[sogekihei]

Yeah.

It isn’t.

[fourthdimension]

???

[ literally a minute later ]

????

[ "and ANOTHER thing" ]

Are you just a reprobate or is this gloating?

[im_gonna_heal_u]

This is embarrassing to admit but that's a surprisingly tall order.

But thanks for the warning anyway.

[sogekihei]

You’re right. That is embarrassing.

If it’s so hard, stay inside your house.

[liberaltus]

That's a shockingly optimistic outlook you have.

Granted I've never been kidnapped at a party before so that would be refreshing.

[multimasking]

you are gonna get sniped tonight by your prismal agent

[sogekihei]

It’s happened twice in the three months I’ve been here. I can’t say it isn’t getting old.

It could be interesting if it’s your first time, but only if the predator becomes the prey.

[imaginex]

Yes, do try and behave yourself.

[sogekihei]

Naturally, that goes for you as well, miss.

[imaginex]

I always behave myself, but thank you.

[sogekihei]

Of course. I would hate you if that were true.

1/2

[imaginex]

[imaginex]

You must not be able to stand me then.

[036]

👀

[imaginex]

[Oh for hell's sake]

Yes, Jin-san?

[sogekihei]

👀

[imaginex]

Both of you please stop that.

[036]

hiiiii (´♡‿♡`)
don't mind me
i'm just
observing this atmosphere you two have going on here

[evanescent]

When you put it that way, it starts to sound like a pattern, huh? Maybe it's a conspiracy. Spooky!

I've got the feeling your warning's going to fall on deaf ears... but you take care of yourself too, alright?

[036]

(◉Θ◉) this one looks like you