text, 8/10

[sogekihei]

[ what do you do when you get bored? you send mass texts. ]

Try not to get kidnapped this month.

Chances are if someone is throwing a party they’re trying to hold you hostage or drug you.

If it happens again you can’t say I didn’t warn you.

Comments

[fourthdimension]

Har har.

Then get a better defense.

[sogekihei]

It isn’t my problem.

But is it so wrong to be an upstanding citizen who looks out for the people around him?

[fourthdimension]

You just said it isn't your problem?

[sogekihei]

Yeah.

It isn’t.

[fourthdimension]

???

[ literally a minute later ]

????

[ "and ANOTHER thing" ]

Are you just a reprobate or is this gloating?

[sogekihei]

[ white women are always like this.]

Reprobate? Really?

[fourthdimension]

Jerk. Goon. Ne'er do well. Rascal. Snake. Pick one. Not everyone has the ability to make a choice, so enjoy it.