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[sogekihei]

[ what do you do when you get bored? you send mass texts. ]

Try not to get kidnapped this month.

Chances are if someone is throwing a party they’re trying to hold you hostage or drug you.

If it happens again you can’t say I didn’t warn you.

Comments

[fourthdimension]

[ this is so exhausting already ]

If you want a puppy to stop going in your house, you need to train it.

[im_gonna_heal_u]

This is embarrassing to admit but that's a surprisingly tall order.

But thanks for the warning anyway.

[liberaltus]

That's a shockingly optimistic outlook you have.

Granted I've never been kidnapped at a party before so that would be refreshing.

[multimasking]

you are gonna get sniped tonight by your prismal agent

[imaginex]

Yes, do try and behave yourself.

[evanescent]

When you put it that way, it starts to sound like a pattern, huh? Maybe it's a conspiracy. Spooky!

I've got the feeling your warning's going to fall on deaf ears... but you take care of yourself too, alright?

[codecmoment]

Based on what's been happening, yes, but don't blame people for wanting to trust a city that's been so kind to them.

[trample]

It's obvious, is it not? I thought that by now, most people knew that.

And yet I continue to see people engaging in these parties everywhere I go.

I wonder when they'll learn.

[graftage]

I think I've had enough of parties already after dealing with fox-worshipping cult members of all things, but thanks for the warning anyways, I guess.

[badluckblues]

this is actually very true

hard to resist the sirens call of free food and drink though

[extalon]

It is an unfortunate pattern that has started.

[remilia_scarlet]

Kidnapping attempts make for wonderful entertainment, why would I deny myself?