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[sogekihei]

[ what do you do when you get bored? you send mass texts. ]

Try not to get kidnapped this month.

Chances are if someone is throwing a party they’re trying to hold you hostage or drug you.

If it happens again you can’t say I didn’t warn you.

Comments

[fourthdimension]

[ this is so exhausting already ]

If you want a puppy to stop going in your house, you need to train it.

[sogekihei]

Isn’t the problem that the dog isn’t staying inside the house?

[fourthdimension]

Har har.

Then get a better defense.

[im_gonna_heal_u]

This is embarrassing to admit but that's a surprisingly tall order.

But thanks for the warning anyway.

[sogekihei]

You’re right. That is embarrassing.

If it’s so hard, stay inside your house.

[im_gonna_heal_u]

That won't help, I don't have a house here!

[ Staying in her house sure didn't help in Kyoto either :/ ]

[liberaltus]

That's a shockingly optimistic outlook you have.

Granted I've never been kidnapped at a party before so that would be refreshing.

[sogekihei]

It’s happened twice in the three months I’ve been here. I can’t say it isn’t getting old.

It could be interesting if it’s your first time, but only if the predator becomes the prey.

[liberaltus]

Twice, well aren't you the lucky one. I take it you were rescued twice as well? Or was it the other way around?

Oh no, I'm not new to the whole kidnapping experience, I've just never been kidnapped by strangers.

[multimasking]

you are gonna get sniped tonight by your prismal agent

[sogekihei]

I feel someone watching me as we speak. 👁️👁️

[multimasking]

stop using emojis you're so annoying.

[imaginex]

Yes, do try and behave yourself.

[sogekihei]

Naturally, that goes for you as well, miss.

[imaginex]

I always behave myself, but thank you.

[evanescent]

When you put it that way, it starts to sound like a pattern, huh? Maybe it's a conspiracy. Spooky!

I've got the feeling your warning's going to fall on deaf ears... but you take care of yourself too, alright?

locked

[imaginex]

[MMMM she likes Aerith which is why Sakura is going to send her a private text]

I'm sorry for interrupting, Aerith-san, but please don't take him too seriously...

I mean, he's right about people being kidnapped often, but I suspect he's just bored right now.

locked!

[evanescent]

You're so sweet, Sakura. :)
Don't worry! I figured that might be the case — I've decided I'm a little bored too!
Is he a friend of yours?

[sogekihei]

I wouldn't put it past these people. They brought us here to do their dirty work, after all.

[ that next line is weird. it makes him feel weird. why is she being weird. ]

I'll try.
If it gives me something to do, I can't complain.
It gets boring around here.

[codecmoment]

Based on what's been happening, yes, but don't blame people for wanting to trust a city that's been so kind to them.

[trample]

It's obvious, is it not? I thought that by now, most people knew that.

And yet I continue to see people engaging in these parties everywhere I go.

I wonder when they'll learn.

[graftage]

I think I've had enough of parties already after dealing with fox-worshipping cult members of all things, but thanks for the warning anyways, I guess.

[badluckblues]

this is actually very true

hard to resist the sirens call of free food and drink though

[extalon]

It is an unfortunate pattern that has started.

[remilia_scarlet]

Kidnapping attempts make for wonderful entertainment, why would I deny myself?