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[sogekihei]

[ what do you do when you get bored? you send mass texts. ]

Try not to get kidnapped this month.

Chances are if someone is throwing a party they’re trying to hold you hostage or drug you.

If it happens again you can’t say I didn’t warn you.

Comments

[badluckblues]

this is actually very true

hard to resist the sirens call of free food and drink though