text 🥂 RATE THAT ASS//NSFW!!!!!

[champagnetower]

Greetings, one and all! I'm feeling rather frisky tonight, and I'm sure many of you are as well. That being the case, how about we play a fine game of "Rate That Ass"?

If you've never played this game before, allow me to tell you the rules! It's rather simple. All it takes is posting a photo of an ass, and have others rate it!

That's all! Now, go forth and Rate That Ass!



[ooc: linking is fine too if that's what you prefer ✨ and to reiterate due to the content of ass images could get nsfw

If you don't know how to resize your images using code you can use this:

<img src="image url here" width="350px or any size">

Comments

[antipatheia]

tell me where the lie is
or can you even manage that
i cannot argue that she has some rather impressive assets
even if i did give her a zero on the rating scale
i wonder if she cries when people
don't pet her the way that she likes

[oomfies]

pet her?? The way that she
Stop talking like that!! Not true!!! There's no crying!!

My god
How can you even start any comparisons to animals when you literally SNIFF people

[antipatheia]

stop talking like what
?

sniff people?

[oomfies]

you creep how do you NOT know that you sniffed me like a dog??

[antipatheia]

you ?
here i thought you were a stranger
as it turns out ive been talking to the green monster
this whole time ?
what a shock

[oomfies]

GOD

if i unblock you will you shut up

[antipatheia]

i would highly consider it

[oomfies]

"consider it"? What else do you want other than to clearly bother me??

[antipatheia]

youre fun
do i need a better reason ?
i might even consider giving you a higher rating

[oomfies]

[ Huh..... Interesting. Instead of an actual reply, suddenly Diego will find himself unblocked from Lottie's page! ]

[antipatheia]

five wasnt sufficient ?
youre just being greedy now

[oomfies]

and you're just lying!
If you want to reach me my PO box is on my website for all fan letters xoxo

[antipatheia]

i think perhaps i can settle for
just hanging your picture on my wall
if i look a it longer maybe i can bring myself to
give you a better rating

[oomfies]

uhh what
don't jack it to my photo dude!!!

[antipatheia]

that certainly wasnt the plan
but now that youve suggested it
i might consider that

[oomfies]

oh god why did you make it sound like that????
Don't jack it please don't

[antipatheia]

would you rather help me ?

[oomfies]

..ok for a 10 I'll consider it

[antipatheia]

am i rating your performance
or your assets ?

[oomfies]

performance?? Tf No dude I'm not yelp
My assets. the thing that started all this
Don't play coy!

[antipatheia]

you would really go that far for a better review
?

[oomfies]

hell no!!!
but you've been giving me signals from outer space and I've thought abt it
Also you never fucking called me so

[antipatheia]

i was supposed to call you ?

[oomfies]

......
k I'm reporting myself so i can get this thread deleted
You're staying blocked btw!

[antipatheia]

keep me blocked then
ive already got the picture
thats all i need