[Voice] - About Moon Cycle Antics...

[envoyoftwilight]

[Midna does not make much use out of the network, but figures she has a question and doesn't want her face attached to it, in the event that anyone puts two and two together and realises she's actually asking for a little assistance. In the most subtle way she can muster, anyway.]

Hello, lovelies.
I've a question and your cycle—moon—whatever you wish to call it—is irrelevant.

How you do handle traits you acquire that could potentially be harmful to others, or to yourself? A good example of this might be if you grow horns and don't want to gore anyone who comes near you or sleeps next to you. Another example of this might be if you acquire serpent traits and possibly have some form of venomous accompaniment. Not that I know how that would work.

But you get the point, I'm sure. I'm not asking for any specific reason other than curiosity, so please, indulge me.

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[wantsnudes]

[Audibly startled:]

There are people who like that...?

[envoyoftwilight]

People like all kinds of things. Sometimes it depends on the situation. It sounds to me like you've got some experimenting to do.

[wantsnudes]

Um, yes... It would seem so.

[envoyoftwilight]

Are you getting flustered? Don't tell me you haven't even thought about experimenting.

[...This has just gotten incredible.]

[wantsnudes]

I've always considered biting someone an act of violence, not of experimentation. So no, I haven't thought about it...

[envoyoftwilight]

Well, I mean. I suppose that could be violent if you were trying to hurt someone. But that's not the only thing teeth are good for.

[wantsnudes]

Perhaps you could explain it to me when next we meet? I'm not sure I follow.

[envoyoftwilight]

What? I've bitten you before. Have you forgotten?

[wantsnudes]

Yes, but that was--

Oh.

[he gets it now ////]

[envoyoftwilight]

[She laughs harder. But not at him. He's just so adorable.]

Yes. That's what I meant. Unless you feel you need another demonstration.

[wantsnudes]

Next time, perhaps.

[foolishjustice]

[There is a loud clearing of Akechi's throat at the start of the message.]

Is this conversation...really suitable for a public forum?

[envoyoftwilight]

[...She's still laughing. Can she even breathe at this point.

Midna is utterly shameless.]

I could make it worse if you wanted.

[Midna, no. Don't.]

[wantsnudes]

[oh snap it's the fun police]

Akechi! Don't listen to others' conversations.

[foolishjustice]

I'd assumed that if there was anything you wouldn't want overheard, you would have moved to private messages.

I wasn't actually planning to eavesdrop on an intimate conversation.

[envoyoftwilight]

I didn't even consider that a particularly intimate conversation. Rather, I was attempting to educate your friend here. Although if you feel like doing so, by all means.

[wantsnudes]

Akechi, you're welcome to stop listening at any time. Please feel free to do so.

Midna, there is no need to to tease him...

[foolishjustice]

I-it's none of my business to be educating him on things like that!

[...Not that he's never considered Yusuke attractive, but honestly that's part of why he's so flustered. He shouldn't be thinking about the attractiveness of people he has no romantic interest in!]

[envoyoftwilight]

[...At least she has the good sense to muffle anything on her end. At this point, and maybe all along, she's just been trying to press buttons. Knowing her, that's probably true.]

Oh? Well, I'll be sure to keep our tutelage sessions a little more innocent then.

[wantsnudes]

Thank you, Midna, but he truly doesn't need to educate me about anything.

[foolishjustice]

[...Yeah, you know what? He's just going to make a note to...avoid any conversations involving these two, even if they are talking about something potentially relevant to something he also has to deal with.]

[envoyoftwilight]

I believe I was teasing. Seems I've hit a sore spot, however.

[...Someone's rather good at that.]

private

[wantsnudes]

[bye akechi
also since that whole conversation reminded him that locking messages is a thing:]

Apologies for the interruption. I didn't anticipate he would eavesdrop on something like this.

private

[envoyoftwilight]

[She'll have to apologise to him later. And by apologise, she'll actually probably tease him.

The truth is, Midna didn't know enough about the network to make anything private, thus it takes her some time to figure that out.]

...? It is possible he was trying to be protective of you. He's one of your friends, isn't he?

[wantsnudes]

Hmm... Not precisely. We're from the same world, but our history together is complicated.